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Okay... I can do this.
Show starts in a little over an hour; I've got plenty of time. Just finish this post, grab some leftovers, and head down to the club. No problem.
And then... just like I practiced. I've been going over this part for a week now; I should have it down. Just breathe, and let it flow. And try not to forget any of it.
(Why the hell did I make this so difficult, anyway?)
Okay, here we go -- wrap it up here, and grab some dinner. I'll come back later to post more. It's gonna go smooth and easy.
Just remember the order, and I'll be fine:
Fresh.
Leafy.
Chopped.
Canned.
Frozen.
Powdered.
Dip.
Pasta.
Juice.
Waffles.
Cookies.
Ice cream.
And then the new turkey thing from tonight, and I'll be down the home stretch. Just breathe, and let it come.
(Jeez, I'm such a glutton for punishment. Why can't I write simple bits, like normal comics?
Oh, right. There's no such thing as a 'normal comic'. Feh.)
All right, time for dinner. Wish me luck, folks. And maybe chant that list a time or two for me, too. Sometime between nine and eleven tonight, I'm gonna need some support. Say it with me, now:
'Fresh. Leafy. Chopped. Canned. Frozen. Powdered.
Dip. Pasta. Juice. Waffles. Cookies. Ice cream.'
How hard can it be, right? Yeah. Let's see how close I get.
Best of luck and all that, Charlie.
You're a real stand-up guy!