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Weird for the Sake of Weird
Apr 11, 2015:
Manifest Doofusry
Sep 13, 2014:
Man's Only, Probably Untasty, Friend
Mar 21, 2014:
Refreshingly Honest Chinese Restaurant Delivery Menu Items
Mar 27, 2013:
Life, According to Bernhard Schtinson
Oct 28, 2011:
Oh, Martha!
Sep 06, 2011:
To Air-Guitar Is Human
May 12, 2011:
The Evolution of Early(-Morning) Man
Apr 14, 2011:
Butchered!
Apr 07, 2011:
Armageddon a Little Nervous
Apr 01, 2011:
If I Ran the Mall
Mar 31, 2011:
How I Feel About... Spaghetti
Jun 07, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Browser?
Mar 27, 2009:
The Home of Tomorrow, Available the Day After Tomorrow
Jan 18, 2009:
Weekend Werind: The Things I Feel
Jan 16, 2009:
Musical Memos: For Those About to Rock
Apr 23, 2007:
Jack Bauer Goes to the Grocery Store
Apr 17, 2007:
Ye Olde Passengere Bille of Rightes
Dec 07, 2006:
How I Feel About... Marshmallows
Oct 26, 2006:
The Not-At-All-Natural Weight Loss Solution
Oct 11, 2006:
Life Lessons Learned From My Underwear
Sep 28, 2006:
You Can Never Be Patronized Enough
Sep 19, 2006:
Here I Come to Save... Eh, Forget It
Sep 18, 2006:
How I Feel About... Libraries
Sep 17, 2006:
Sunday Feature Fun
Sep 13, 2006:
Tacky Tunes for Turkey Toys
Sep 05, 2006:
The Art of Athletic Enlightenment
Aug 23, 2006:
The Muppet Picayune, Page Twelve: Personal Ads
Aug 18, 2006:
The Kitchen Responds: The Tale of the Teapot
Aug 03, 2006:
The Wok of Shame?
Jul 28, 2006:
Once Upon a Commute Dreary
Jul 25, 2006:
Curb Your... Ectoplasm?
Jul 17, 2006:
Diary of a Disneyworld Mickey
Jun 02, 2006:
The Ugly Mug Menagerie
May 12, 2006:
Imaginary Catalog: 'Wedding Cake Figurines'
May 07, 2006:
Speed-Dating Diaries: The Jolly Green Giant
Apr 24, 2006:
Good Eats, Amazing Feats
Apr 20, 2006:
How I Feel About... Orthodontists?
Apr 01, 2006:
How I Feel About... Hippos
Mar 22, 2006:
It's What I Oughtn't to Do, But I Do Anyway
Sep 05, 2005:
Sweet Buttery Fudgy Weekend!
Apr 20, 2005:
Maybe the
Ladies
Can Appreciate This, at Least
Mar 09, 2005:
Daddy, That's a Bunch of Baloney
Feb 21, 2005:
Random Monday Madness
Feb 07, 2005:
See What Mondays Do to Me?
Feb 04, 2005:
I Think This Post Says a Lot About Me... But I Hope Not
Jan 26, 2005:
Carnac Would've Known the Answer...
Jan 11, 2005:
Pure Panda-monium
Jan 09, 2005:
This One's Sim-ply Biblical
Dec 18, 2004:
Where Be My 'Slammer Skillz'?
Aug 31, 2004:
How the Hell Do You Seque from 'Air Conditioners' to
That
?!
Aug 26, 2004:
I Feel...
Fluffy
-- Oh, So Fluffy
Aug 02, 2004:
Wine, Women, and... Holy God, Do You Smell That?!
Jun 23, 2004:
No, You Can't Plead 'No Contest'
Jun 09, 2004:
Don't Monkey Around With Me, Dammit
May 27, 2004:
Making Pyramids Out of Molehills
May 09, 2004:
A Whole New Way to Claim That Nothing Is Ever My Fault
May 04, 2004:
Wait, Tell Me Again...
Who
Told You It Was Okay to Bother Me?
Apr 05, 2004:
Revelations, Book One
Mar 22, 2004:
Ya Think Moses and Joan of Arc Had These Problems?
Feb 22, 2004:
Thank the Gods Fran Drescher Wasn't Around Back Then
Feb 05, 2004:
So Does This Make It Better... or Worse?
Jan 26, 2004:
No, 'Old McDonald' Does
Not
Count
Jan 22, 2004:
It'll All Make Sense in a Little While...
Jan 21, 2004:
But Will It Fit on a T-Shirt?
Jan 16, 2004:
You Had Me at 'Probed'
Jan 06, 2004:
Let's Take a Stroll Through My Nightmare, Shall We?
Nov 28, 2003:
If I Disappear, You'll Know the
Pentagon Brass
Has Their Claws Into Me
Nov 21, 2003:
The Good, the Bad, and the 'What the Hell Are You Doing, Dude?!'
Oct 14, 2003:
Heroes Who
Always
'Turn the Other Cheek'
Sep 19, 2003:
Maintenance Like One Day of Pirate**
Jul 10, 2003:
A Quickie While I Work on the Next Manifesto...
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