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Hey, kids.
Just a quick note to apologize for my impending week-long absence (and extra week in getting back to any email that's currently lounging unanswered in my inbox). Blame Santa, blame Rudolph, blame the swaddled-up baby Jesus if you must, but when Christmastime a-cometh, it's time for me to fulfill my annual obligations to the family. And the family of the missus. And random other hangers-on and passers-by in between.
So if I don't get a chance to remove myself from the festivities, the foolishness, and the holy-crap-why-the-hell-isn't-this-spiked? eggnog, you folks have a very happy <whichever the hell holiday you celebrate, you filthy pagan heathens, you>. I'll see you next week. Cheers.
*does happy naked heathen pagan dance in her cubicle then puts clothes back on before co workers see her and laugh asses off*
Hey, Happy Yule to you, too, but get your arse back here and entertain me, damnit! *sigh*
You need to return. I'm going out of town for a couple days and when I get back you better be around.
Either way, hope you're having fun!