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Vacations 'n' Holidays
Dec 28, 2014:
The Gift Grift That Keeps On Giving
Dec 20, 2014:
Coming Hit-tractions
Nov 29, 2014:
Blackerer Friday
Nov 01, 2014:
Taxi-mum Overdrive
Oct 26, 2014:
Camera Incompetenta
Oct 18, 2014:
Greece Is Indeed the Word
Oct 10, 2014:
Nobody Here But Us Vacationeers
Apr 22, 2014:
It's the (L)Easter I Can Do
Mar 19, 2014:
Tis the Seeeeeeeason
Dec 19, 2013:
You Down with A-H-T? Yeah, You Know Me.
Nov 28, 2013:
Fine, I'm a Turkey
Nov 02, 2013:
Halloween Candy, Crushed
Oct 25, 2013:
Halloween Dreamin'
Aug 24, 2013:
You Can Call It "Homecoming Clean"
Aug 20, 2013:
Glacier National Park Signs, Paraphrased
Aug 16, 2013:
What I Did (Far Too Much of) On My Summer Vacation
Aug 04, 2013:
One Step Forward, One Post Back
Jul 31, 2013:
Vacation (Now We Prank Away)
Jul 27, 2013:
Of Hiking Shoes and Expert Blues
Jun 17, 2013:
A Man of Many... Somethings
Jun 01, 2013:
Another Year, and I Feel Vine
Feb 22, 2013:
I'll Just Keep On Trying, Till I Run Out of Certs
Feb 16, 2013:
I'm Making a Note Here: Cruise Success!
Feb 12, 2013:
Pandora's Botch
Feb 08, 2013:
The Getaway Keepaway
Jan 11, 2013:
The Rule of Tree
Dec 30, 2012:
Socking It to Myself
Dec 22, 2012:
Flight of the Bumbled Bags
Sep 05, 2012:
Goal with the Flow
Dec 26, 2011:
Of Snakes, and Planes
Dec 22, 2011:
That's (Not) a Wrap!
Dec 13, 2011:
Tradition: Impossible
Nov 26, 2011:
An Editorial Buffoon
Oct 03, 2011:
Rule, Germania
Sep 23, 2011:
One Fest for the Beery
Jul 03, 2011:
The Four Day Getaway
Jun 13, 2011:
Back to the Cave-Rat Race
Jun 06, 2011:
Mo' Maine
Jun 05, 2011:
Just the Facts, Maine
Jun 03, 2011:
The Maine Event
May 30, 2011:
Vive la Anniversaire!
May 19, 2011:
Coping with Anniversity
May 08, 2011:
Be Afraid; Be Just a Little Afraid
Apr 18, 2011:
It's a Spandex Train Wreck, Not a Marathon
Mar 21, 2011:
Third Time's a Charmvergnugen?
Feb 28, 2011:
The Unbalanced Breakfast
Feb 27, 2011:
Snowbound and Down
Feb 26, 2011:
The 'Magic' of the Microwave
Feb 25, 2011:
The Only Good Skis Are Brew-Skis
Feb 21, 2011:
Ask Not What You Can Do for Your Presidents
Apr 19, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Patriot's Day Redux
Mar 22, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Back to the Old EtWYCPR
Mar 15, 2009:
Weekend Werind: The Patron Saint of Stouts
Feb 23, 2009:
Mardi Party Hardy
Feb 18, 2009:
Husband? What Husband?
Feb 12, 2009:
A Bum Skier
Feb 07, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Love, Factually
Jan 01, 2009:
Where in the World Is Charlie Sandiego?
Dec 28, 2008:
Weekend Werind: Back to Base Camp
Dec 26, 2008:
Meat the Blogger
Dec 24, 2008:
Phone(less) Home
Dec 23, 2008:
We're Packing for a Thwacking
Dec 20, 2008:
Weekend Werind: The Posts of Christmas Past
Dec 18, 2008:
The Bestest (Worstest) Present Ever
Dec 11, 2008:
'Tis the (Safety) Season
Dec 08, 2008:
Hungry for Handel
Nov 27, 2008:
A Thankless Effort
Nov 24, 2008:
Terrific Tour, Taxing Tasting
Nov 20, 2008:
Dirty Bird Redux
Nov 22, 2007:
The Turkey Timeline: A Thanksgiving Day Misadventure
Aug 04, 2007:
What I Did On My Summer Vacation
Jul 27, 2007:
Amsterdamned If You Do
Jul 17, 2007:
You're Going... Where?
Jun 11, 2007:
O Henry? Oh, Brother!
Feb 14, 2007:
Love Has Been Detected in the Lower Troposphere
Feb 08, 2007:
Say What with Flowers?
Jan 02, 2007:
You Say You Want a Resolution?
Dec 16, 2006:
It's Beginning to Feel a Lot Like Christmas
Dec 11, 2006:
A Desktop in Winter
Dec 08, 2006:
Nutcracked
Nov 29, 2006:
Gym Dandy
Nov 27, 2006:
Tis the e-Season
Nov 21, 2006:
Holiday Hooky Is Here Again
Oct 31, 2006:
These Treats Are Tricky
Oct 09, 2006:
(Net)Working for the Weekend
Sep 04, 2006:
None Out of Three Is Very Bad
Aug 28, 2006:
Gifts That Keep On Not Giving Yet
Jul 17, 2006:
Diary of a Disneyworld Mickey
Jun 16, 2006:
The Baggage of Baggage
Jun 09, 2006:
Pictures from Paradise
Jun 08, 2006:
Home Is Where the Heat Isn't
Jun 01, 2006:
You Won't Even Miss Me
May 31, 2006:
The Third Day's the Charm
May 28, 2006:
Vacations Are a Snap!
May 11, 2006:
Look, Ma! It Was on Sale!
Apr 06, 2006:
La Celebracion Mas Fina
Mar 17, 2006:
These Irish Eyes Are Thirsting
Jan 09, 2006:
Christmas in January
Dec 29, 2005:
Where's My Porridge, Bitches?
Dec 20, 2005:
Away-From-Home for the Holidays
Dec 19, 2005:
Tannenbaummed Out
Dec 02, 2005:
Several Nights After Christmas...
Nov 28, 2005:
Thanks for
Nothing
, Thanksgiving!
Nov 23, 2005:
Turkey Time in the Big Apple
Jun 12, 2005:
Who Needs an Occasion to Buy a Nice Tie, Anyway?
Mar 21, 2005:
Sunday for the Scrapbook
Mar 17, 2005:
Why Won't Anyone
Believe
Me?
Mar 14, 2005:
Is Las Vegas... Is
Not
Las Vegas
Mar 11, 2005:
I Got Your 'City That Never Sleeps' Right Here, Manhattan!
Dec 31, 2004:
Home at Last, Home at Last!
Dec 28, 2004:
I Didn't Sign Up for
Twelve
Days of Christmas, Dammit!
Dec 19, 2004:
'Christmas Cheer', Charlie-Style
Dec 14, 2004:
Hell, Now It Even
Looks
Like Christmas, Dammit!
Dec 05, 2004:
'Tis the Season for Standing in Line to Buy Overpriced Crap
Nov 25, 2004:
I Think My 'Innie' Just Turned Itself 'Outie'
Nov 24, 2004:
My
'Thanks' Comes With a Wine Menu
Oct 11, 2004:
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh Canada!
Oct 08, 2004:
Maybe I Should Have Taken French in School, After All
Jul 17, 2004:
Mo' London, Mo' London, Mo' London
Jul 15, 2004:
Hump Day in Her-Royal-Highness-Ville
Jul 14, 2004:
Tuesday in the Tower
Jul 13, 2004:
Just Another Day in the UK
Jul 12, 2004:
Livin' Large in London
Jun 22, 2004:
What the Hell -- I Got Nothing Else Right Now
Jun 20, 2004:
What I Learned on My Summer Va-Cape-tion
Apr 24, 2004:
Blimey! Pour Us a Pint, Then, Would You, Guv'nah?
Jan 01, 2004:
This Is Gonna Be a Busy Year! Poopenheimen!
Dec 27, 2003:
Let's Just Say She Didn't 'Hang It By My Chimney With Care', All Right?
Dec 25, 2003:
What Christmas Means to Mini-Me
Dec 22, 2003:
There's a Rebel Between My Ears
Nov 27, 2003:
Can We Have Tabouli Instead of Mashed Potatoes This Year?
Nov 26, 2003:
Well, So Far, I've Got 'Sloth' Covered...
Oct 01, 2003:
Ghosts and Ghouls and... Can We Just Get This the Hell Over With, Please?
Jul 04, 2003:
Happy Birthday! Or War Day! Or Bank Holiday! ...You Go, Girl!
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