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Nov 21, 2014:
Lights! Camera! Pumpkin Log!
May 29, 2014:
Your Ass is deGrasse, Sucker
Apr 07, 2014:
It's My New Best Policy
Jun 09, 2013:
Just for the Falk of It
Mar 30, 2013:
A Glass Half-Empty, Too Expensive and Currently Out of Stock
Mar 27, 2013:
Life, According to Bernhard Schtinson
Aug 04, 2012:
Tune In, Psych Out, Diaper Up
Aug 01, 2012:
Out With the Ti, In With the Vo
Jul 11, 2012:
Of TiVos New, and TiVos Old
May 24, 2012:
Extremely Right When, Again?
Jul 21, 2011:
Girl Meets Gruel
Jul 04, 2011:
Four for the Fourth
Jun 01, 2011:
Mustn't-See TV
May 18, 2011:
More Like 'Truth Hunters'
May 02, 2011:
Written, Writed, Wrote
Apr 17, 2011:
Powerless-on, Learned
Apr 14, 2011:
Butchered!
Mar 30, 2011:
Stupid Is as Shiftless Does?
Mar 19, 2011:
Wii-anderthal Man
Mar 07, 2011:
Up, Poochoscope!
May 09, 2009:
The 'Have It Your Way' Warrior
Mar 26, 2009:
Mystery Stutter Theater 3000
Mar 20, 2009:
Who's Hungry for Whatever the Hell We Think of Next?
Feb 15, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Tales of the TiVo
Dec 30, 2008:
Dinner: Inconceivable
Dec 09, 2008:
Bear-ly Hanging On?
Nov 22, 2008:
Bon Appe-TV
Dec 10, 2007:
Troubles with TiVos
Nov 18, 2007:
Regular Programming, Interrupted
Jul 21, 2007:
Two Tricky Tickets
May 08, 2007:
Somewhere Between Hollywood and Handycams
Apr 23, 2007:
Jack Bauer Goes to the Grocery Store
Mar 11, 2007:
A New (Ti)Vocation
Feb 26, 2007:
A Scandalous 'Scandal'
Feb 06, 2007:
Into the Flix Mix
Feb 02, 2007:
R-O-C-K-B-O-T-T-O-M on a Triple Word Score
Nov 07, 2006:
The Four-Hour Election
Oct 05, 2006:
Coach as Coach Can
Sep 13, 2006:
Tacky Tunes for Turkey Toys
Jun 05, 2006:
Can I Quote You on That?
May 26, 2006:
Primo Prime-Time Programming
May 22, 2006:
That's Some Tasty Television!
May 20, 2006:
Lack of Words Can Always Hurt Me
May 01, 2006:
E.F. Hutton, Where Art Thou?
Apr 30, 2006:
A Mythical Season
Nov 12, 2005:
Where the Hell Is the 'Order'?
Oct 24, 2005:
One Flip Through the Dial
Sep 25, 2005:
Bailiff, What Were Those Charges Again?
Sep 19, 2005:
I'll Stick With My 'Aspirin and Crippling Angst Omelette', Thanks
Aug 22, 2005:
The Hall of Drivel is Full Again
Aug 07, 2005:
How About '
The One Where Christopher Walken Is All Creepy
'?
Jul 30, 2005:
Beep Beep! Beep Beep! Tttthhhhppppttt!
Jul 03, 2005:
Twelve Simple Rules for Sucking Less Than 'Eight Simple Rules...'
Jun 13, 2005:
Kick It Up a Notch, Bitches!
Bam
!
Jun 06, 2005:
We Interrupt This Blog to Bring You...
May 22, 2005:
Who's Hungry for Television?
May 14, 2005:
Coming Soon to a Theatah Neah You
May 13, 2005:
And Hey, If You Convert, You Can Marry 'Em Both!
Feb 22, 2005:
Fame Doesn't Come Easy, You Know
Feb 06, 2005:
Bad for Your Eyes and Your Brain, Apparently
Jan 29, 2005:
So
That's
What I've Been Missing
Jan 19, 2005:
Proving Once Again That TV and Blogging Don't Mix
Nov 16, 2004:
Espanol on 'El Televisiono'
Sep 01, 2004:
Now,
That's
a 'Web Gem', Linda!
Aug 06, 2004:
It's... It's Got Its Tentacles All Over Me!
May 29, 2004:
Jack Bauer? Who's That?
May 16, 2004:
What's Next? A Clown in Congress? Oh. Right...
May 12, 2004:
For the Love of God, Bob, Get That Thing Away from Me!
May 05, 2004:
Where the Hell Did the Day Go, Anyway?
Apr 25, 2004:
Did Anyone Catch the License Number of That Weekend?
Apr 18, 2004:
Now 'Spongeboob'... That Might Be Worth Watching
Apr 06, 2004:
Ambush, Scrambush
Mar 31, 2004:
I Guess They Don't Brief the Guys on Everything Beforehand
Mar 28, 2004:
Isn't My Financial Security Worth Doing
Nothing
For?
Mar 15, 2004:
Please... Haven't We Suffered Enough?
Feb 28, 2004:
Whatever You Do, Don't Let Me Near the TiVo!
Feb 25, 2004:
Now If I Can Just Get Someone to Walk Around With Me and Make the 'Dun Dun' Noise
Feb 24, 2004:
Movie Memories and Celluloid Nightmares
Feb 20, 2004:
Okay, So I Posted, Dammit -- Can I Go Back to 'Grow' Now?
Feb 07, 2004:
Her Meals Take 30 Minutes to Make... But She Can Eat 'Em in 30 Seconds!
Jan 29, 2004:
I Think We All Know What 'Paybacks' Are, Don't We?
Dec 26, 2003:
Dammit, I'm Tired... and Sean Connery Is Calling
Dec 12, 2003:
Somewhere Out There, Little Ricky Is Making Her His 'Prostate'
Dec 11, 2003:
A Little of This (Crap), a Little of That (Crap)
Nov 29, 2003:
Next Thing You Know, I'll Be Passing Legislation... Or Getting Arrested Trying
Nov 08, 2003:
My Kingdom for a 'Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!'
Oct 29, 2003:
Can I Buy a Damned Clue, Please?
Oct 18, 2003:
Two and a Half Hours of Hell (Not My Hell, But Still!)
Oct 11, 2003:
Dude, Keanu's Like, Six Stories Tall! Kewl!
Sep 25, 2003:
Wanted: Motivated Individual for Audiovisual Entertainment Evaluation Position
Sep 24, 2003:
Can We All Just Go Back to Telegraphs? Please?!
Sep 20, 2003:
I'll Finally Find Out How Tomorrow People Ended!
Aug 18, 2003:
Hey, I'm a Man, and I Watch Shows. What's So Fricking Hard to Understand?
Aug 13, 2003:
Oh, I Need a Clue, All Right... I'm Just Not Sure It's This One
Aug 12, 2003:
I Got the Hell Out of Bed This Morning for This?!
Aug 06, 2003:
You Better Laugh, Bee-yatch, Or I'll Sit On Yo' Head!
Jul 27, 2003:
I'm Tapin' Matlock, and Murder, She Wrote, and.. and... What Was I Saying?
Jul 25, 2003:
What Do You Mean, Toothpaste Wasn't Invented Yet?!
Jul 24, 2003:
The Quest for Endless Simpsons and Always-On South Park
Jul 18, 2003:
If It's Friday, I Must Be Out of Real Material
Jun 19, 2003:
"Hey, was that '30 Seconds to Fame' just now?"
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