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The Happy Homeowner

• Mar 05, 2015: Perfectly Rational Fridge-a-phobia
• Feb 15, 2015: Juuuuust a Fridge Outside
• Jan 31, 2015: Automation Resignation
• Apr 15, 2014: To Househave, and to Household
• Nov 02, 2013: Halloween Candy, Crushed
• Oct 07, 2013: Contractorally Obligated
• Sep 01, 2013: Feeling No Pain(t)
• Aug 08, 2013: Less Safe, More Sound
• May 01, 2013: The Washed-Up Washer
• Apr 27, 2013: A Man, a Fan and No Plan
• Apr 19, 2013: Locked Down, Wiped Out
• Mar 19, 2013: Ice Not for Whom the Bell Tolls
• Mar 01, 2013: Lock-Blocked
• Jan 19, 2013: Audiobork'd
• Jan 11, 2013: The Rule of Tree
• Oct 04, 2012: (In)Security Measures
• Sep 16, 2012: The Kids Are All Night
• Jul 23, 2012: The Family Jerk-le
• Jun 25, 2012: Toilet (Re)Training
• Jun 21, 2012: A Very 'Chilly' Reception
• Feb 18, 2012: Alone Again (Condominiumally)
• Aug 08, 2011: A Condo Conniption
• Jul 14, 2011: An Ode to Heavy Lifters
• May 23, 2011: At Home with the Bilgeburps
• May 16, 2011: More of the Shame
• May 11, 2011: The Old Bait and Shop
• Feb 19, 2011: You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Turds
• Feb 17, 2011: Why Call It 'Apartment', When We're So Close Together?
• Jun 14, 2009: Angling for Apartments
• Jun 05, 2009: The Cross-Wired Crackpot
• May 24, 2009: Weekend Werind: (Real E)State of the Union
• May 07, 2009: Home Staging on Several Dimes
• Apr 27, 2009: Caulk Blocked
• Apr 22, 2009: I'll Step Into Your Parlor, Said the Painter to the Fly
• Apr 20, 2009: A Commution Pollution Solution
• Apr 05, 2009: Weekend Werind: Redecorator's Blues
• Feb 25, 2009: Getting a Move-On?
• Jan 09, 2009: The Extermination Revelation
• Dec 05, 2008: Caught with My Paints Down
• Nov 30, 2008: Recipe for Dog-saster
• Jun 17, 2007: Another Not-So-Hot Idea Gone Wrong
• Jun 08, 2007: These Boots Are Made for What, Now?
• Mar 19, 2007: Waiters Never Prosper
• Feb 05, 2007: The Looming of the Lambs?
• Nov 14, 2006: Someone at the Ding-Dong's Door
• Oct 31, 2006: These Treats Are Tricky
• Aug 06, 2006: The Wrongest Yard
• Aug 04, 2006: One Mucked-Up Morning
• Jul 31, 2006: The Fire Man Cometh
• Jul 25, 2006: Curb Your... Ectoplasm?
• Jun 23, 2006: April Showers Bring a Dilemma
• Jun 20, 2006: War of the Warblers
• Apr 23, 2006: A Pantry Too Far
• Mar 30, 2006: My Dog, the Bonehead
• Jan 04, 2006: Bob Vila Can Suck My Claw Hammer
• Jun 08, 2005: Who Turned the Weather Up to 'Broil'?
• May 09, 2005: My New Best Friend Shoots Silk Out His Ass
• Mar 25, 2005: I Can Almost Smell the Fabric Softener Again
• Jan 27, 2005: If I Ever Stop Posting, You'll Know Where to Find Me
• Jan 06, 2005: Those Who Ignore History Are Doomed to Get Caught Naked, Apparently
• Nov 19, 2004: Sure, the Place Is Clean... But Where the Hell Is Everything?!
• Nov 01, 2004: Antennae on the Potato Salad? That's a Paddlin'!
• Aug 14, 2004: Wait -- Are We Supposed to Only Pay the Tax Part?
• Jul 20, 2004: Oh, I've Got Something You Can Clean...
• Jun 14, 2004: 'Design on a Dime', My Ass
• May 19, 2004: Early to Rise, My Ass... Or Rather, Their Asses
• May 17, 2004: A House Divided... Might Smell Like Asparagus
• Jan 31, 2004: I Have Enough Stains on My Pants Without Sitting on That, Thank You Very Much!
• Jan 11, 2004: You Call That a Fire? Now That's a Fire!
• Nov 22, 2003: Dammit, Stop Licking That -- I'm Getting Creeped Out!
• Nov 09, 2003: Turning Over a New Leaf... and Ten Thousand of Its Closest Friends
• Nov 01, 2003: If I Never See Another Hand-Carved, Claw-Footed, Sleigh-Backed Mahogany Frickin' Chair, It'll Be Too Damned Soon
• Oct 09, 2003: You Wanna Climb Down My What and Do What-What?!
• Sep 13, 2003: Which Is Worse -- Being Crushed to Death or Choked by Begonias?
• Sep 02, 2003: Whaddaya Mean, You Can't Have a Jacuzzi So Close to the Dinner Table?
• Aug 31, 2003: A Name, a Name, a Name for Taming the Flames
• Aug 20, 2003: Gee, Do We Really Need Yet Another Sucky Thing in the House?
• Aug 19, 2003: Funny, You Don't Look Like the Lady of the House...
• Aug 01, 2003: An Uneven Start to a Rocky Relationship
• Jul 26, 2003: I Want You to Get Me... But Please Don't Get Me Wrong
• Jul 08, 2003: Justice May Be Blind, But It Can Still Get the Willies