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(Stupid) Computers
Apr 18, 2015:
I'll Ask Ya Once, Then Alexa Again
Mar 14, 2015:
Local Incapacity
Jan 31, 2015:
Automation Resignation
Dec 07, 2014:
Phone-y Baloney Part II
Oct 26, 2014:
Camera Incompetenta
Aug 07, 2014:
Pimp My Gimp
Jul 23, 2014:
If the Bit Fits, You're in Deep Shit
Sep 29, 2013:
None Direction
Aug 08, 2013:
Less Safe, More Sound
Jul 15, 2013:
ummmm........ ur a grammer nazi, lololol!!!!!!!
Jun 25, 2013:
A Travesty in Blue(Tooth)
May 28, 2013:
The Signal-to-Annoys Ratio
May 20, 2013:
Should Not Compute
Mar 30, 2013:
A Glass Half-Empty, Too Expensive and Currently Out of Stock
Mar 08, 2013:
A Twitter Is as Twitter Does
Feb 04, 2013:
This Hardware's Gone Limp
Jan 19, 2013:
Audiobork'd
Nov 16, 2012:
Phone-y Baloney
Nov 12, 2012:
Boys Just Want to Have Phone
Jul 02, 2012:
A Fool and His Facebook
May 17, 2012:
MovableTitles
May 06, 2012:
Does TOO Compute!
Sep 12, 2011:
Service Loser
Aug 18, 2011:
Love/Hate in an Elevator
Jul 16, 2011:
The Sketch That Nearly Wasn't
Jul 12, 2011:
The Global Persnicketing System
Jul 10, 2011:
Google, Nonplussed
May 28, 2011:
Automated Tattletaler Machine
May 26, 2011:
Just-In-Time Toweling
May 16, 2011:
More of the Shame
May 08, 2011:
Be Afraid; Be Just a Little Afraid
Apr 17, 2011:
Powerless-on, Learned
Apr 06, 2011:
More Balking, Less Talking
Mar 28, 2011:
The Tech God Two-Step
Mar 22, 2011:
A Most Excel-lent Program
Mar 19, 2011:
Wii-anderthal Man
Mar 18, 2011:
They Queryin' ERRR'BODY Out Here!
Mar 09, 2011:
Vengeful Gods, Gloating Gods
Mar 08, 2011:
The Key(board) to Success
Mar 26, 2009:
Mystery Stutter Theater 3000
Mar 06, 2009:
Boxing with Pandora
Jan 28, 2009:
Not a Creature Is Stirring
Jan 15, 2009:
Thanks for the Memory (Card)
Jan 08, 2009:
Pipe, Pipe, Douche!
Feb 20, 2008:
That's Not 'Love' In the Air, Mister
Feb 02, 2008:
I Recommend You Go to Hell
Jun 26, 2007:
The Spam Giveth
May 03, 2007:
The Keys to My Job
Apr 29, 2007:
Lust in Translation?
Feb 02, 2007:
R-O-C-K-B-O-T-T-O-M on a Triple Word Score
Dec 11, 2006:
A Desktop in Winter
Nov 27, 2006:
Tis the e-Season
Oct 09, 2006:
(Net)Working for the Weekend
Jul 24, 2006:
Charlielocks and the Three Tards
Jun 28, 2006:
With This RAM Chip, I Thee Wed?
Jun 22, 2006:
Notes on a Notebook
May 14, 2006:
Indecision Sunday
Apr 27, 2006:
Damn, It Must Feel Good to Be a Gangsta
Apr 26, 2006:
The Wowsy-Wowsy Woo-Woo Web
Mar 22, 2006:
You've Got... PROBLEMS!
Mar 14, 2006:
A Photo-Phone Phiasco
Feb 14, 2006:
The Monitor Is Free; the Hernia Surgery Will Cost You
Jan 16, 2006:
Don't Dream It's Ever (Going to Work Again)
Jan 11, 2006:
Whatever 'It' Is, Get Your Filthy Hands Off It!
Oct 29, 2005:
Jonesin' for the Jack-in
Sep 19, 2004:
I'm Back, Baby!
Sep 15, 2004:
Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Chop 'Em Into Tiny Bits and Piss On 'Em
Sep 13, 2004:
I Found Myself Another Lost Weekend
Sep 04, 2004:
Requiem for a Motherboard
Aug 22, 2004:
Hey, That's a Printer Port, Not a Finger Hole!
Jul 29, 2003:
It's as Easy as, 'One, Two, Twelve, K, Delta, Nine, T, Sixteen, Bleh!'
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