Reason #28,242 Why I Hate Mornings [Where the Hell Was I?]

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March 31, 2004

Reason #28,242 Why I Hate Mornings

Is there anything (this side of UPN, anyway) that's quite as exquisitely nauseating as farting -- 'in anger', if you know what I'm saying -- while you're brushing your teeth? One minute, you're all 'ooh, ooh, minty fresh and clean!', and the next, it's 'holy air biscuits, Batman -- whose ass is in my mouth?!'

Christ, I almost fainted right into the bathtub. I hate getting up early, dammit -- can I go back to bed now, and have a 'do-over' in a couple of hours? Meh.

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