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Potty Talk / Yes, I'm a Pig

• Dec 05, 2013: The Overly Auditory Lavatory
• Oct 20, 2013: Our Potties, Ourselves
• Apr 19, 2013: Locked Down, Wiped Out
• Mar 11, 2013: Face-ing the Judges
• Feb 16, 2013: I'm Making a Note Here: Cruise Success!
• Dec 02, 2012: Wings That Go Bang in the Night
• Sep 05, 2012: Goal with the Flow
• Aug 04, 2012: Tune In, Psych Out, Diaper Up
• Jul 23, 2012: The Family Jerk-le
• Jun 29, 2012: The Future Is 'Yow!'
• Jun 25, 2012: Toilet (Re)Training
• Jun 13, 2012: Who's the A-Hole, A-Hole?
• May 10, 2012: I Think, Therefore... Hoo, Boy
• May 08, 2012: Eek!Cards #6: Thou Shalt Not Touch Me with That Thing, Sicko
• May 07, 2012: Eek!Cards #5: Maggie, May I?
• Apr 17, 2012: She's Blinding Me... with Science Diet!
• Oct 07, 2011: A Scandal in Bathroomia
• Aug 06, 2011: Ask a Simple Question, Get a Septic Answer
• Jun 22, 2011: HR's Not Gonna Want to Hear This
• Jun 11, 2011: A Sketchy Beginning
• May 01, 2011: Bare Swan
• Apr 24, 2011: Enunciator? I Barely Even KNOW 'Er!
• Apr 22, 2011: I Thought Girls Liked to Be Noticed
• Apr 01, 2011: If I Ran the Mall
• Mar 23, 2011: The After-Hours Office Adventures
• Feb 19, 2011: You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Turds
• Feb 16, 2011: Episode IV: A New Dope
• Apr 27, 2009: Caulk Blocked
• Mar 31, 2009: Maybe It's the New Ford Flush-O-Matic
• Mar 11, 2009: Nothing to Sneeze At
• Jan 19, 2009: That Soap Won't Help You Where We're Headed, Bub
• Dec 04, 2008: You Love Eighteen Years and What Do You Get?
• Feb 05, 2008: Two-Ply Trouble Brewing
• Jul 25, 2007: A Cottonelle Conundrum
• May 20, 2007: The Tale of the Tricky Toilet
• Mar 05, 2007: Monday Meeting Misfortunes
• Feb 28, 2007: Call the Rattler Roto-Rooter
• Feb 20, 2007: Rocking the Roll
• Feb 06, 2007: Into the Flix Mix
• Nov 22, 2006: Don't Look, Ma -- No Hands!
• Nov 15, 2006: Functionally Outfoxed
• Oct 17, 2006: The 'Call' of Nature
• Oct 05, 2006: Coach as Coach Can
• Oct 04, 2006: Elixir in the Rear
• Sep 29, 2006: The Importance of Being Boston
• Sep 19, 2006: Here I Come to Save... Eh, Forget It
• Sep 12, 2006: A Rash Decision
• Aug 21, 2006: Just Don't Ask Me to Bunt
• Aug 11, 2006: Nature Calling, Can You Hold?
• Aug 03, 2006: The Wok of Shame?
• Jul 25, 2006: Curb Your... Ectoplasm?
• Jul 21, 2006: Another Sort of 'Naughty Bits'
• Jun 26, 2006: Wherein I Patronize the Arts
• Jun 21, 2006: Weirdo in the Washroom
• May 19, 2006: Maybe It's Crammed Full of French Fried Pertaters
• May 07, 2006: Speed-Dating Diaries: The Jolly Green Giant
• Apr 28, 2006: The Answering Machine Is Teething
• Apr 10, 2006: Are You There, God? It's Me, Monday
• Mar 28, 2006: Dances with Dysentery
• Mar 23, 2006: Adventures in Pottysitting
• Mar 08, 2006: Eight-Question Dating: The Shortcut to Love
• Nov 21, 2005: Maybe a Cold Shower Would Be Easier
• Oct 22, 2005: What Do I Know? I'm Only a Neptune
• Oct 04, 2005: Talk Is Cheap -- and Makes You Pee!
• Sep 07, 2005: Four Women, Three Stories, Two At-Risk Testes, and a Pampered Pooch!
• May 27, 2005: Say Hello to My Leetle Freend
• Apr 17, 2005: Really, It Was Supposed to Be About Groceries
• Apr 09, 2005: If I Eight Your Five-Hole, Would You Six My Nine?
• Feb 14, 2005: Flowers for Hooter-non
• Dec 25, 2004: Boy, They Don't Draw 'Em Like They Used To
• Nov 22, 2004: Looks Like Eternity Will Be Nice and Toasty!
• Aug 21, 2004: Saturday Smorgasbord
• Jun 28, 2004: What Would Miss Manners Say?
• Jun 19, 2004: Hey! What the Hell's Going On Down There?
• Apr 22, 2004: Second Floor: Lingerie, Women's Shoes, and -- Oh My God, Who Did That?!
• Apr 08, 2004: Hey, Whaddaya Know -- Reading Can Be Fun!
• Mar 06, 2004: What Exactly Do You Mean, 'What's Up, Doc?'
• Dec 19, 2003: Don't They 'Play-Test' These Damned Things, For Chrissakes?
• Nov 13, 2003: Sometimes It's What's Not Said That's Important
• Oct 23, 2003: Don't Get All Pissy, Dude -- It Happens to Everyone
• Oct 09, 2003: I Knew I Should Have Gone to the Store Today...
• Oct 06, 2003: 'Number One' Just Got Easier, Gents
• Sep 15, 2003: Musings From the Porcelain Cathedral (No, Dammit, the Other One!)
• Jun 26, 2003: Man's New Best Friend?