Just a Program Note, Nothing to See Here... Move Along, Folks [Where the Hell Was I?]

September 19, 2003

Just a Program Note, Nothing to See Here... Move Along, Folks

It's where the freaks who come out at night spend their afternoons.

Hey, all. I just wanted to apologize to anyone who came by anytime on Thursday looking for Wednesday's or Thursday's posts. Apparently, the folks at Blogger had some (more) technical difficulties, in this case preventing anyone using their facilities from actually publishing anything to the web at large. But rest easy now, folks -- because I know how nervous you must have been these past several hours -- both posts were completed on time (and under budget!), and have been lined up and waiting all day to be eyeballed by you and your closest of friends.

(Because you have told all your friends about this blog, right? Lord knows they need a chuckle, too; what the hell are you waiting for?)

So, finally, the guy who runs Blogger got his shit back together, and I could post those entries. I figure his mom blew a fuse in the house, or his little sister accidentally kicked the cord on one of the servers. You know how these 'mom and pop' Internet ventures are sometimes. But it's all sorted out now, so please scroll down to check out not one, but two batches of hilarity submitted for your approval. And if you can't be bothered to even scroll down, ya lazy stinkin' bastard, I'll make it even easier for you.

Here's a link to Wednesday's post, all about things that you'll never catch me doing.

(Unless you're very nosy, indeed.)

And here's a link to Thursday's entry, in which I ruin my chances to get a job. Or do I? You be the judge.

Anyway, check those out; I think you'll like them. They made me giggle like a schoolgirl, anyway. In a really embarrassed and horribly shameful way, of course, but still -- girly giggling is girly giggling, right? Who am I to be picky?

So, that's it for now. I'll be back later today with a 'real' Friday post. I'm not quite sure what it'll be about yet, but I have a cool idea that I'm thinking of trying, just for laughs, to commemorate 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'. Which is today, as of about half an hour ago where I'm sitting. So until I get back, check out the belatedly-posted drivel from the past couple of days, and I'll see you again in a few hours. Just don't be surprised if I show up with a patch on me eye, and a parrot on me shoulder, ye landlubbin' keelhaulers. Arrrrr!