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Miscellaneous Nonsense
Nov 26, 2008:
A Hazy Shock of Winter
Dec 18, 2005:
This Weekend is
Over
!
Sep 18, 2005:
You Mean I Folded All These Dollar Bills for Nothing?
Sep 13, 2005:
A Healthy Heart Can Wait... Another Week, at Least
Aug 10, 2005:
A Post You'll Eventually Wish Was About Nothing
Jul 23, 2005:
Mama Sez: 'Playthings Are the
Debil
!'
Mar 13, 2005:
Obligitory Post-Vegas Weak-Assed Update
Mar 10, 2005:
Technical Differiculties
Dec 15, 2004:
If I
Promise
to Be Silly Soon, Can I Go to Bed Now?
Dec 12, 2004:
Holy Crap! Is the Weekend Really Over Already?!
Nov 05, 2004:
A Short Message From Your Sponsor
Oct 26, 2004:
My Shortest Post, Ever (Prolly!)
Oct 21, 2004:
I'm Back! And I Brought a
Teaser
with Me!
Oct 13, 2004:
Saved by an Email
Sep 22, 2004:
He's Out! He's In! He's Out Again!
Aug 24, 2004:
Sometimes Three is
Not
a Charm
Aug 17, 2004:
Maybe It's the Cologne I Was Wearing?
Aug 09, 2004:
Well, That'll Teach Me to Tinker!
Jul 11, 2004:
So... How Much Did You Miss Me?
Jul 03, 2004:
Mmmm... That's Good Medicine!
Jun 27, 2004:
Hey,
This
Time, I
Mean
It
Jun 21, 2004:
It's Still Weekend, Right?
Jun 05, 2004:
We Interrupt This
Fiesta
for a Much-Needed
Siesta
May 24, 2004:
Yeah, It Must Be Monday
May 02, 2004:
Checkin' In... and Checkin' Out
May 01, 2004:
Saturday the Way God Intended
Apr 30, 2004:
Friday, Sweet Friday
Apr 11, 2004:
Please, No Autographs, and No Flash Photography
Apr 03, 2004:
A Blast... from the Future
Apr 02, 2004:
Maybe I Can Catch 'Fast Times' on HBO, Instead
Apr 01, 2004:
Don't You Just Love Teasers, Folks?
Mar 31, 2004:
Nothing to See Here, Folks
Mar 10, 2004:
I'm Late With Today's Post? Outrageous!
Mar 09, 2004:
I Confess... That I Don't Know What to Write About
Mar 07, 2004:
Sunday, Grungy Sunday
Mar 05, 2004:
Getting Some 'Play' Out of the Idol
Mar 04, 2004:
Hey, I'm Seeing Results Already! Wait, Scratch That...
Feb 27, 2004:
A Bit of Idolatry... at the Movies
Feb 24, 2004:
A Battle of Two Half-Wits
Feb 19, 2004:
Maybe I'm Wrong... Maybe It
Is
Just Gas, After All
Feb 15, 2004:
The 'Long and the Short of It', Valentine-Style
Feb 15, 2004:
It's Madness, I Tell You!
Maaaaadness
!
Feb 10, 2004:
A Bit of Late-Night 'Forward Thinking'
Feb 07, 2004:
Ahhhhhhhhh... Oh Yeah, That's Better!
Feb 06, 2004:
Don't Think I Wasn't Serious, Dammit!
Feb 05, 2004:
Now Why Didn't
I
Think of That?
Feb 05, 2004:
I Think We Know Which Is Funnier, Don't We?
Feb 04, 2004:
A King or an Idol? Oh, Don't Make Me Choose Just One!
Feb 03, 2004:
So
This
Is What Happens When People Migrate to Movable Type...
Jan 28, 2004:
It's a Hiccup in the Schedule --
Just
a Hiccup!
Jan 27, 2004:
King Me, Baby!
Jan 18, 2004:
This Post Has No Title Because I'm
Not Really Here
Jan 12, 2004:
Some 'Forward Thinking' for a Monday Afternoon
Jan 06, 2004:
Tootin' Horns All Over the Blogosphere
Dec 02, 2003:
Oooh, Look -- Me Some More! But Brent, Too, So That's Okay
Nov 04, 2003:
What Was That? Nothing? Ooh, How About That? Nothing, Too? Damn!
Oct 08, 2003:
What I Should Have Done On My Summer Vacation
Sep 19, 2003:
Just a Program Note, Nothing to See Here... Move Along, Folks
Sep 06, 2003:
I Could Tell You... But Then I'd Have to Kill Myself
Aug 23, 2003:
I'm Back, But I'm Leaving... But I'll Be Back Soon...
Jul 29, 2003:
Thou Shalt Collect Two of Every Adjective, and Pronoun, and Conjunction...
Jun 27, 2003:
And Now, a Non-Musical Interlude
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