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Friday Nights Are Made for Fudgy Boobs

All right, that's just about enough, dammit.

Yeah, I know, I know -- about a week ago, I had a sense of humor about it. But after cleaning porn-spam out of a dozen or more of my archive entries, I'm ready to take Andy 'n' Monkey's good advice, and install MT-Blacklist already. Hold on -- lemme give this a shot, and see how it goes. Just a minute.

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Hey, that wasn't so bad. Took maybe twenty minutes or so, and now I've got far less to worry about from those pill-peddling pinheads and porn-pushing pervs. Perfect.

In a way, it's too bad that it's this nonsense that's actually driven me to take some action around here. You wouldn't know it lately, but I've actually got three or four ideas for new features and toys around here, but I've been absolutely smothered with real, live work for the past couple of weeks, and haven't found the time.

(And not smothered in a good way, either, like with 'kisses' or 'hot fudge' or 'enormous boobs'. Or all three at once.

Wait. Hold on. Sorry, I'm just savoring that image. Just a second.

Be right with you. Almost done.

Okay, I'm -- wait. Was that hot fudge? Wow. I'm gonna need another minute. Bear with me.

All right. All done. I have no idea what I was talking about, but I think we can move on now. I hope that was as good for you as it was for me. Damn.)

So, I think the point was that I have some things in the works that I hope you'll enjoy. Or almost in the works, anyway. Would you believe near the works? Okay, let's just say that there are 'things', and there's 'the works', and maybe those two crazy kids will get together some day. That's the best I can do for you right now, at least until this 'day job' crap lets me off the mat.

But hey, it's Friday night, and I'm not working now, right? So I'll tell you what -- rather than hang around here fishing for topics and risk getting distracted by fudge-covered love pillows again, I'll... I'll... damn. Too late. I'm gonna have to get back to you folks later. Mmmmm... fudge. *nnnngggghhhh*