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• Jan 03, 2015: Should Old Spam-quaintance Be Forgot?
• Jul 15, 2014: {Hi|Howdy|Hello}, You're a {Moron|Chowderhead|Boob}!
• Aug 12, 2013: Some Cruelties You Can't Prevent
• May 16, 2013: There's a Sucker Bjorn Every Minute
• Mar 15, 2013: If You're Reading This, the Words MAY ALREADY BE INSIDE YOU!
• Mar 04, 2013: Fibber McGummo and Me
• Nov 16, 2012: Phone-y Baloney
• Nov 12, 2012: Boys Just Want to Have Phone
• Sep 01, 2012: Nearly Nickeled, Undoubtedly Dimed
• Jul 02, 2012: A Fool and His Facebook
• May 17, 2012: MovableTitles
• Apr 26, 2012: Just Call Me Sir Spammed-a-Lot
• Mar 13, 2011: That's One Way to Milk a Weekend
• Mar 20, 2009: Who's Hungry for Whatever the Hell We Think of Next?
• Mar 13, 2009: Realtorese, Translated
• Dec 31, 2008: The Worst Commercial... Ever
• Dec 10, 2008: In Bed with Advertisers
• Jun 26, 2007: The Spam Giveth
• Apr 29, 2007: Lust in Translation?
• Oct 26, 2006: The Not-At-All-Natural Weight Loss Solution
• Oct 19, 2006: Banking on a Theory
• Sep 25, 2006: No Allegiance to Pledges
• Sep 13, 2006: Tacky Tunes for Turkey Toys
• Jul 24, 2006: Charlielocks and the Three Tards
• May 16, 2006: The Right Thing to Do, and a Scary Way to Do It
• May 11, 2006: Look, Ma! It Was on Sale!
• May 07, 2006: Speed-Dating Diaries: The Jolly Green Giant
• May 01, 2006: E.F. Hutton, Where Art Thou?
• Apr 26, 2006: The Wowsy-Wowsy Woo-Woo Web
• Apr 19, 2006: Three Prongs for a Doctor
• Feb 01, 2006: I Bet It Tastes Like Apple Juice
• Nov 04, 2005: The Percy Bysshe Shelley of Spam
• Sep 21, 2005: Whew, That Was Close!
• Apr 25, 2005: Move Over, Brawny, There's a New Towel in Town -- Now with Wings!
• Apr 14, 2005: Calling All Cluetards
• Feb 15, 2005: Millions of People... Aren't Reading This Blog
• Jan 20, 2005: Finally, an Entry with a Message!
• Dec 27, 2004: Silly Spammers... Christmas is for Kids
• Dec 11, 2004: What I Imagine Hollywood Is Like
• Nov 28, 2004: Can't We All Just Get Drunk, Get Online, and Get Along?
• Nov 05, 2004: We Will Fight Them on the Beaches, in the Streets, and in the Hills!
• Oct 31, 2004: You're Not Fooling Anyone, You Know
• Oct 22, 2004: I'm All About the Prongs!
• Oct 04, 2004: This Is Your Courtesy Wake-Up Call... Now Gimme Some Money!
• Sep 06, 2004: You Call Them Spammers -- My People Call Them 'Punjab-Heads'
• Aug 11, 2004: No, No, Skippy -- I Have Some Questions for You
• Aug 08, 2004: One of Us Is Very Confused
• Jul 25, 2004: Just Another Damned Sunday
• Jun 30, 2004: What's Next, Dammit? Pager Spam?
• Jun 24, 2004: No Wonder I Have Heartburn
• May 11, 2004: Reason #42,391 Why I Hate Modern Advertising
• May 08, 2004: Oh, You Could at Least Try, for Chrissakes
• Apr 09, 2004: Friday Nights Are Made for Fudgy Boobs
• Apr 01, 2004: When I Say 'Made It Big', I Mean BIG
• Mar 29, 2004: I'd Say, 'Piss On M&Ms!'... But I'm Afraid It Might Actually Happen
• Mar 19, 2004: One of Us Is Thinking Way Too Hard About This
• Feb 23, 2004: Oh, They're Just Friggin' Insoles -- Put the Damned Things In and Shut Up, Already!
• Feb 09, 2004: D00d! N0 \/\/@y! I @/\/\ 5ooo there!
• Feb 02, 2004: Will the Real 'King Dong' Please... No, Wait, Don't Stand Up! Really!
• Jan 16, 2004: I Don't Need a Car -- I Need a Frickin' Aspirin
• Nov 22, 2003: You'll Take This Crappy Thing, and You'll Like It
• Nov 16, 2003: I Guess I'll Never Be One of the 'Cool Kids'
• Aug 05, 2003: Hello, Sir, and How Are You? We're Calling Today to Make Your Life a Living Hell!
• Jul 30, 2003: At Least It Wasn't That Damned Geico Gecko
• Jul 21, 2003: Does That Come With a Side of ReFarted Beans?
• Jul 13, 2003: That's It! I'm Drawing the Line -- Here! No, Here! Here? How About Here? No?