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Making Fun of Jerks
Mar 14, 2015:
Local Incapacity
Feb 28, 2015:
Soon, I'll Say the Darnedest Things
Feb 15, 2015:
Juuuuust a Fridge Outside
Jul 15, 2014:
{Hi|Howdy|Hello}, You're a {Moron|Chowderhead|Boob}!
May 13, 2014:
Weather She Will, Or Weather She Won't
Mar 21, 2014:
Refreshingly Honest Chinese Restaurant Delivery Menu Items
Jul 15, 2013:
ummmm........ ur a grammer nazi, lololol!!!!!!!
May 16, 2013:
There's a Sucker Bjorn Every Minute
Mar 04, 2013:
Fibber McGummo and Me
Feb 12, 2013:
Pandora's Botch
Oct 16, 2012:
Third Turd's a Charm
Sep 27, 2012:
Lost and Brown'd
Aug 12, 2012:
Mars'd for Life
Jun 21, 2012:
A Very 'Chilly' Reception
Jun 09, 2012:
See My Eight-Month-Old Santorum
May 24, 2012:
Extremely Right When, Again?
May 17, 2012:
MovableTitles
Mar 10, 2012:
An 'F' for Chef-fort
Aug 26, 2011:
Come On, Irene
Jul 14, 2011:
An Ode to Heavy Lifters
May 18, 2011:
More Like 'Truth Hunters'
May 17, 2011:
The Charities of Strangers
Mar 30, 2011:
Stupid Is as Shiftless Does?
Mar 22, 2011:
A Most Excel-lent Program
Mar 07, 2011:
Up, Poochoscope!
Apr 06, 2009:
Testing for Dummies, for Dummies
Mar 13, 2009:
Realtorese, Translated
Jan 23, 2008:
Veterinary Vexations
Jan 09, 2008:
Yo Quiero... Kicking Your Ass
Jan 26, 2007:
The Dilemma of the Double Parker
Nov 07, 2006:
The Four-Hour Election
Oct 24, 2006:
How to Lose a Geek in 10 Words (Or Less!)
Oct 12, 2006:
Let Your Fingers Do the Stalking?
Sep 27, 2006:
Where Are They Now? Right Where I Want Them!
Sep 25, 2006:
No Allegiance to Pledges
Sep 06, 2006:
Politics for the People
Aug 01, 2006:
Going Up, Running Down
Jul 24, 2006:
Charlielocks and the Three Tards
Jul 18, 2006:
Live Nude Gorls!
Jun 30, 2006:
'Be Prepared' to Party
Jun 13, 2006:
The Hyperactive Hypochondriac
Apr 04, 2006:
A Shitbox Showdown
Feb 16, 2006:
Smartass 101: A Study in Snark
Sep 26, 2005:
In Space, No One Can Hear 'Two Thumbs Down'
Aug 15, 2005:
Just When You Thought You Couldn't Hate Him Any More...
Jun 10, 2005:
Remind Me Never to Ask for Change in Austria
Jan 13, 2005:
Well, the Guy Has Suffered Concussions
Jan 04, 2005:
Yes, It's Too Late to Wish Me a 'Happy New Millennium!', Dammit
Dec 03, 2004:
Well, Sure, Barry -- It Could Happen to Anyone
Aug 08, 2004:
The Chin of the Father Is Visited Upon... the Daughter! Ewww!
Jun 03, 2004:
To Bee, Or Not to Bee... There's Really No Question
Mar 18, 2004:
Won't 'They' Ever Learn?
Mar 18, 2004:
Anything 'They' Can Say, I Can Say Better
Dec 13, 2003:
Dude, Your Head Looks Like an Ass Crack!
Dec 09, 2003:
You Can Shove That 'Ultimate Driving Machine' Right Up Your Ass, There, Skippy
Nov 15, 2003:
How Can You Not Take It? Don't You Want Protection Against Swarms of Locusts? Are You Mad?!
Oct 30, 2003:
Man, How Do You
Live
Like That?
Oct 24, 2003:
If You're
Not
'Da Shiznit', Then Dammit, Don't
Say
'Da Shiznit'!
Jul 01, 2003:
How the Hell Can You See the Road With Your Head Jammed Up There?
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