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Questionable Questions

Hey, kids.

"'That is your finger, right?'"

Not a lot of writing time tonight, so how's about we turn in an update to ye olde Big List of Lists, eh? That oughta tide you over until I can carve out a bit more free time. This update might even help some of you out there. That's bonus city, baby. Pay attention.

Questions That Should Never Be Answered Honestly

'Do these jeans make my ass look fat?'
'That is your finger, right?'
'Do you know why I pulled you over?'
'Are you just telling me what I want to hear?'
'Hey, that's not a webcam, is it?'
'Who's your daddy, baby?'
'What are you thinking about, right now?'
'Are you shitting me?'
'Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?'
'So how was that visit to the gynecologist, anyway?'