McSweeney's 5, Charlie 0 [Where the Hell Was I?]

May 3, 2006

McSweeney's 5, Charlie 0

With so many topics and categories and features available here on the old blog site, I really hate to post the same type of content two days in a row.

But that doesn't mean I won't. I'm not above anything, people. Trust me.

"Can't a guy surf for porn in peace around here?"

And so, with my latest list submission to McSweeney's being boomeranged back into my mailbox this morning, you're getting something from Charlie's Big List of Lists two days in a row. Sorry.

(But this one's better than yesterday's. Really. You'll see.)

Anyway, I promise -- tomorrow, no lists. Until then, enjoy.

IM Status Messages I Would Use at Work, If I Were Really Being Honest

"Weeping softly in stairwell A. Back in 10."

"At my desk, but just don't care."

"Way too sober to deal with you right now."

"Afternoon food coma; useless till tomorrow."

"Being browbeaten by boss. BRB."

"Can't a guy surf for porn in peace around here?"

"Pretending to make coffee. Try me in 5 min."

"In no mood for those bullshit smileys, Carl."

"Sleeping in mens' room. Check stall 3 in emergency."

"Busy ruing questionable career choices. Back in 5."

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Categories: Loopy Lists , Work, Work, Work

Keywords: lists, McSweeney's, IM, away+message, humor, comedy, funny, fun

Posted by Charlie on May 3, 2006 | Email Me