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Apr 04, 2015: Taking Out the Trash (Talk)
Jan 09, 2015: The Furor of the Juror
Dec 28, 2014: The Gift Grift That Keeps On Giving
Sep 27, 2014: Literally, the Only Thing I'm Writing About Today
Aug 21, 2014: Polly Wanna Freaking Give Me a Hint Over Here?
Jul 10, 2014: Non-Proudly, Non-Presenting...
May 06, 2014: Hello Discness, My Old Friend
Apr 10, 2014: Kitty Whipped
Dec 15, 2013: You Can Play, But You Can Never Win
Dec 01, 2013: Hi, I'm Damned Damned to Meet You!
Nov 18, 2013: If You're Happy, Then I'm... Something, I'm Sure
Oct 29, 2013: Through Sick and Thin
Sep 25, 2013: Character, Schmaracter
Aug 28, 2013: Mystery in the Medicine Cabinet
Aug 08, 2013: Less Safe, More Sound
Jun 29, 2013: A Startle Is Born
Jun 17, 2013: A Man of Many... Somethings
May 04, 2013: Spare Me, Change
May 01, 2013: The Washed-Up Washer
Apr 27, 2013: A Man, a Fan and No Plan
Mar 30, 2013: A Glass Half-Empty, Too Expensive and Currently Out of Stock
Mar 19, 2013: Ice Not for Whom the Bell Tolls
Feb 16, 2013: I'm Making a Note Here: Cruise Success!
Jan 23, 2013: Spaz on Delivery
Jan 15, 2013: The Foot Lacker
Jan 07, 2013: In Messy Memory
Dec 30, 2012: Socking It to Myself
Dec 14, 2012: Cash and Curry
Dec 10, 2012: Any Given Monday
Nov 08, 2012: The Electical Spectacle
Oct 16, 2012: Third Turd's a Charm
Oct 08, 2012: No Sleep Till Brookline
Sep 27, 2012: Lost and Brown'd
Sep 16, 2012: The Kids Are All Night
Sep 08, 2012: What Goes Up Comes Down Twice
Aug 12, 2012: Mars'd for Life
Aug 01, 2012: Out With the Ti, In With the Vo
Jul 28, 2012: Loveliness on an Escalator
Jul 23, 2012: The Family Jerk-le
Jul 02, 2012: A Fool and His Facebook
Jun 29, 2012: The Future Is 'Yow!'
Jun 18, 2012: Oh-So-Special Delivery
Jun 06, 2012: There Are No Dumpling Questions, Dear
May 30, 2012: Out to Lunch, In a Crunch
May 27, 2012: Crawl Through the Mall
May 21, 2012: Old Acquaintance? Fuggedaboudit!
May 10, 2012: I Think, Therefore... Hoo, Boy
May 03, 2012: A Hard Day's Pants
Apr 30, 2012: Eye Am Not an Animal!
Apr 17, 2012: She's Blinding Me... with Science Diet!
Apr 03, 2012: A Day Late and a DC-9 Short
Mar 06, 2012: Eye So Sorry!
Feb 18, 2012: Alone Again (Condominiumally)
Feb 07, 2012: My Sunday Less-Than-Best
Jan 21, 2012: Concerto in D-43! D-43! Hut! Hut! HUT!!
Jan 19, 2012: Racqueteering
Dec 26, 2011: Of Snakes, and Planes
Nov 14, 2011: None Shall Class
Oct 28, 2011: Oh, Martha!
Oct 24, 2011: She Bedded Me with Science
Oct 21, 2011: Of Gutters, Greg and Getting Off the Couch
Oct 17, 2011: Weekend, As Usual
Oct 13, 2011: The DJ Booth Director's Cut
Oct 10, 2011: Radio Free Doofus
Sep 20, 2011: The Right Thing, Oh So Wrong
Sep 17, 2011: Attack of the Opinions
Sep 12, 2011: Service Loser
Sep 10, 2011: Quidamed If I Do, Quidamed If I Don't
Sep 03, 2011: Betroths and Broomsticks
Sep 01, 2011: The "Other" Peoples' Party
Aug 24, 2011: The Greeting Guard
Aug 22, 2011: Parental (Tour) Guidance
Aug 20, 2011: A Class-ic Conundrum
Aug 18, 2011: Love/Hate in an Elevator
Aug 14, 2011: Good Help Is So Easy to Lose
Aug 12, 2011: Hopeless Solo
Aug 01, 2011: I'll Be a Monkey's Frozen Uncle
Jul 25, 2011: Early to Bed, Inflated to Rise
Jun 27, 2011: A Honkey On My Back
Jun 20, 2011: When You ElderCare Enough...
Jun 15, 2011: The Bed of Damocles
Jun 09, 2011: School's Out for Summer
May 28, 2011: Automated Tattletaler Machine
May 26, 2011: Just-In-Time Toweling
May 25, 2011: Never Let 'Em See You Drizzle
May 22, 2011: Lights! Camera! BONKING!
May 17, 2011: The Charities of Strangers
May 16, 2011: More of the Shame
May 13, 2011: The Partly-Pronounced Pepper
May 09, 2011: Do Chipmunks Have Chakras?
May 08, 2011: Be Afraid; Be Just a Little Afraid
May 06, 2011: The Embiggening Juxtaposition
May 03, 2011: I'm an Excellent Fireplace
May 01, 2011: Bare Swan
Apr 30, 2011: Now Batting, Bob... Brasky?
Apr 27, 2011: Express Yourself, Before You Mess Yourself
Apr 25, 2011: Early to Bed, Often to Rise
Apr 17, 2011: Powerless-on, Learned
Apr 11, 2011: One If By Land, Screwed If By Me
Apr 05, 2011: Catching Up Is Hard to Do
Apr 04, 2011: "Scouting" Out a Monday
Mar 20, 2011: Real. Uncomfortable. Jeans.
Mar 12, 2011: A Patient with Few Virtues
Feb 17, 2011: Why Call It 'Apartment', When We're So Close Together?
May 29, 2009: My Cup Runneth Empty
May 27, 2009: I'm Just Here to See the Heel-er
May 21, 2009: Make a U-Turn, Then Ask Someone Who Knows
May 14, 2009: Il(lin') Postino
May 04, 2009: A Foot Divided Cannot Stand, Particularly
Apr 16, 2009: Ask Not What You Can Do for Me, Sparky
Mar 19, 2009: With Friends Like These, Who Needs Doctors?
Mar 13, 2009: Realtorese, Translated
Mar 12, 2009: A Good Walk Soiled?
Mar 10, 2009: One Sure Way to Be Remembered
Mar 08, 2009: Weekend Werind: Behind the Times
Mar 06, 2009: Boxing with Pandora
Mar 05, 2009: Jehovah'd!
Feb 26, 2009: Food Court Follies
Feb 19, 2009: Change for a Knuckle(Head)
Feb 18, 2009: Husband? What Husband?
Feb 13, 2009: Who Can Brown Screw for You?
Feb 10, 2009: These Bucks Aren't Made for Strippin'
Feb 09, 2009: Gym Less-Than-Dandy
Feb 06, 2009: TB, or Not TB?
Feb 05, 2009: Sickened, Not Stirred
Feb 04, 2009: Tales from the CVS
Jan 30, 2009: Changing My Tunes
Jan 27, 2009: Bearing the Bull
Jan 26, 2009: The Porch, the Putz, His Pooch and Her Pooper
Jan 23, 2009: Bowling Overtime
Jan 07, 2009: Outshone By a Phone
Jan 05, 2009: Clothes Make the Maniac
Jan 01, 2009: Where in the World Is Charlie Sandiego?
Dec 23, 2008: We're Packing for a Thwacking
Dec 22, 2008: The Dinnertime Disease Dilemma
Dec 15, 2008: The Swearing of the Lawyers
Dec 03, 2008: Romancing the Stalk
Nov 25, 2008: Sock It to Me
Feb 20, 2008: That's Not 'Love' In the Air, Mister
Feb 19, 2008: Sick and (Re-)Tired
Feb 02, 2008: I Recommend You Go to Hell
Jan 16, 2008: Rarely Silky, Never Smooth
Nov 20, 2007: Back Care for Boneheads
Jul 12, 2007: Bitter, Bitter Pills
Jun 08, 2007: These Boots Are Made for What, Now?
Apr 11, 2007: Grouch, Interrupted
Apr 06, 2007: The Near-Perfect Pants
Mar 19, 2007: Waiters Never Prosper
Mar 06, 2007: Too Stupid for Cupid
Mar 02, 2007: The Kook Catches a Cold
Feb 23, 2007: All Mixed Up
Feb 16, 2007: Talking with the Tax Man
Feb 06, 2007: Into the Flix Mix
Jan 31, 2007: Straighten Up and Fly Right
Dec 04, 2006: The Weak A-Head
Nov 28, 2006: The Eyes Don't Have It
Nov 16, 2006: The Particulars of Parenthood
Nov 07, 2006: The Four-Hour Election
Nov 06, 2006: There's No Bodies Like Show Bodies
Oct 20, 2006: Better 'Late' Than Severed
Oct 19, 2006: Banking on a Theory
Oct 16, 2006: Athletics for the Rest of Us
Oct 09, 2006: (Net)Working for the Weekend
Oct 04, 2006: Elixir in the Rear
Oct 03, 2006: Denim? I've Never Even Seen 'Em!
Sep 27, 2006: Where Are They Now? Right Where I Want Them!
Sep 24, 2006: Too Many Secrets
Sep 20, 2006: A Maternal Dilemma
Sep 08, 2006: Play Twice, Pay the Price
Sep 06, 2006: Politics for the People
Aug 28, 2006: Gifts That Keep On Not Giving Yet
Aug 27, 2006: They're Baaa-aaaack!
Aug 17, 2006: A Potent Purple Potion
Aug 15, 2006: Talk Smack, or Step Back?
Aug 06, 2006: The Wrongest Yard
Jul 25, 2006: Curb Your... Ectoplasm?
Jul 23, 2006: Less-Than-Special Deliveries
Jul 16, 2006: The Talented Mr. Charlie
Jul 14, 2006: Random Snippet Friday
Jul 13, 2006: A Putz with a Pool Cue
Jul 05, 2006: Miss Manners Would Be Mortified
Jul 04, 2006: Barbecued Nightmares and the Potato Salad Shakes
Jun 30, 2006: 'Be Prepared' to Party
Jun 29, 2006: It's My Party, I'll Play Bridge If I Want To
Jun 28, 2006: With This RAM Chip, I Thee Wed?
Jun 27, 2006: Game, Set, Rocking Chair
Jun 26, 2006: Wherein I Patronize the Arts
Jun 21, 2006: Weirdo in the Washroom
Jun 20, 2006: War of the Warblers
Jun 16, 2006: The Baggage of Baggage
Jun 13, 2006: The Hyperactive Hypochondriac
May 30, 2006: Occupational Hazards
May 29, 2006: My Medicated Mutt
May 25, 2006: It's the Little Things That Kill
May 23, 2006: The Little Ingenuities That Could
May 11, 2006: Look, Ma! It Was on Sale!
May 09, 2006: You Have the Right to Veal Parmigiana
Apr 21, 2006: Greetings, Grumpy!
Apr 17, 2006: Alzheimer's for Algernon
Apr 14, 2006: A Dilemma in Denim
Apr 10, 2006: Are You There, God? It's Me, Monday
Apr 08, 2006: Buy Yourself Something Nice, Birthday Girl
Apr 07, 2006: Caller ID? Not for Me!
Apr 03, 2006: Spring Forward, Screw You!
Mar 31, 2006: No Decongesting on Company Time
Mar 29, 2006: Call My Singing 'A Crapella'
Mar 07, 2006: The Meanings of Life, Part Two
Feb 20, 2006: Do I Care Enough to Risk a Grandpa Wedgie?
Nov 02, 2005: Something Icky This Way Comes
Oct 06, 2005: Uncle Donald... Is That You?
Oct 03, 2005: With This Booger, He Thee Weds
May 30, 2005: Did I Really Say I'd Post Something Today?
May 20, 2005: Honestly, My Money Was on 'Leg Cooties'
May 16, 2005: The Hopalong Blogger
Apr 03, 2005: A Sunday Night Quickie
Mar 06, 2005: A Weekend to Remember
Nov 27, 2004: A Lazy Charlie Is a Happy Charlie
Nov 09, 2004: Today's Post Brought to You by NyQuil
Nov 08, 2004: Anybody Know What 'Pre-Ass' Feels Like?
Nov 07, 2004: Into Every Life a Little 'Enh' Must Fall
Aug 29, 2004: Why the Bugs Gotta Be Buggin'?
Jun 25, 2004: Don't Hate Me Because I'm 'Rock Star'
Jun 08, 2004: Dammit, It's Just Walking -- Does It Have to Be So Damned Hard?
Mar 23, 2004: Ew, That's Nasty! Wait -- That's Me!
Mar 04, 2004: Is This the 'High Life', Mommy?
Mar 03, 2004: Fat, Manic, and Sober Is No Way to Go Through Life, Son
Feb 15, 2004: There's No Time Like the Present... or Maybe Tuesday Night, or How About Next Thursday?
Feb 08, 2004: I Think This Is What They Call a 'Sign'
Jan 24, 2004: Is Your Pocket Ringing... Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Jan 16, 2004: Honey, What's the Date on This Milk? It Tastes a Little Phlegmy!
Jan 12, 2004: Clothes Make the Monday
Dec 31, 2003: My New Year's Resolution: Stop Blogging About This Goddamned Illness!
Dec 30, 2003: You're Not Fooling Anyone, You Know
Dec 28, 2003: Hey, Boss -- I Lied. I'll Be Back in February. Maybe.
Nov 28, 2003: Well, That's Three for Three... It's Just a Different Three, That's All
Nov 13, 2003: Somebody Get This Vat of Molasses the Hell Out of My Nose!
Aug 10, 2003: That Which Does Not Kill Me Will Only Screw Up My Car and Make Me Puke, Apparently
Aug 04, 2003: Anatomy of a Monday

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