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Grooming Gaffes

• Apr 04, 2015: Taking Out the Trash (Talk)
• Feb 21, 2015: Oh, the Wearing Outside is Frightful
• Jul 10, 2014: Non-Proudly, Non-Presenting...
• May 13, 2014: Weather She Will, Or Weather She Won't
• Apr 22, 2014: It's the (L)Easter I Can Do
• Mar 31, 2014: Picture-Perfect Pants
• Aug 24, 2013: You Can Call It "Homecoming Clean"
• Jul 27, 2013: Of Hiking Shoes and Expert Blues
• May 01, 2013: The Washed-Up Washer
• Dec 02, 2012: Wings That Go Bang in the Night
• Jun 25, 2012: Toilet (Re)Training
• May 05, 2012: Eek!Cards #4: "Abstinence", by Victoria's Secret
• May 03, 2012: A Hard Day's Pants
• Apr 30, 2012: Eye Am Not an Animal!
• Mar 06, 2012: Eye So Sorry!
• Jan 24, 2012: The Boxers Debriefing
• Nov 01, 2011: Plug, Plug, Plug, DOOF!
• Oct 17, 2011: Weekend, As Usual
• Aug 14, 2011: Good Help Is So Easy to Lose
• May 26, 2011: Just-In-Time Toweling
• Apr 21, 2011: The Terrycloth Truth
• Mar 23, 2011: The After-Hours Office Adventures
• Mar 20, 2011: Real. Uncomfortable. Jeans.
• May 07, 2009: Home Staging on Several Dimes
• Apr 27, 2009: Caulk Blocked
• Feb 18, 2009: Husband? What Husband?
• Jan 05, 2009: Clothes Make the Maniac
• Dec 23, 2008: We're Packing for a Thwacking
• Dec 19, 2008: Just Call Me 'Cresty LaRue'
• Dec 16, 2008: A Hurtin' from a Curtain
• Dec 05, 2008: Caught with My Paints Down
• Nov 26, 2008: A Hazy Shock of Winter
• Nov 25, 2008: Sock It to Me
• Nov 21, 2008: Now I See You... Now Can I Go, Please?
• Jan 30, 2008: Spinal Tee, Not for Me
• Jan 16, 2008: Rarely Silky, Never Smooth
• Nov 30, 2007: The Shaves and Shave-Nots
• Jul 25, 2007: A Cottonelle Conundrum
• Jul 05, 2007: Shampoozled!
• Jun 06, 2007: Why, This Office Is Juuuuuust... Wrong
• May 25, 2007: 'Tis the Sweating Season
• May 20, 2007: The Tale of the Tricky Toilet
• Apr 26, 2007: The Blind and the Bristly
• Apr 21, 2007: The Pants of Springtime
• Apr 06, 2007: The Near-Perfect Pants
• Mar 05, 2007: Monday Meeting Misfortunes
• Feb 28, 2007: Call the Rattler Roto-Rooter
• Feb 20, 2007: Rocking the Roll
• Feb 18, 2007: Color Me Shampoozled
• Jan 22, 2007: Toothbrush, or Torture Device?
• Nov 28, 2006: The Eyes Don't Have It
• Nov 22, 2006: Don't Look, Ma -- No Hands!
• Oct 17, 2006: The 'Call' of Nature
• Oct 11, 2006: Life Lessons Learned From My Underwear
• Sep 24, 2006: Too Many Secrets
• Aug 11, 2006: Nature Calling, Can You Hold?
• Aug 03, 2006: The Wok of Shame?
• Jul 16, 2006: The Talented Mr. Charlie
• Jun 21, 2006: Weirdo in the Washroom
• May 19, 2006: Maybe It's Crammed Full of French Fried Pertaters
• Apr 14, 2006: A Dilemma in Denim
• Apr 10, 2006: Are You There, God? It's Me, Monday
• Mar 23, 2006: Adventures in Pottysitting
• Mar 19, 2006: Backdrafts and Bus Routes
• Nov 29, 2005: Nails Are Tough!
• Nov 10, 2005: Hair Today, 'Hairrendous' Tomorrow
• Sep 22, 2005: I Think My Bic's Been Flicked
• Sep 08, 2005: That's Mister Stinkypants to You
• Jun 23, 2005: What Do You Mean, I've Always Looked This Way?!
• Apr 23, 2005: Not the 'Warm Fuzzies' I Had in Mind
• Mar 24, 2005: Dirty Laundry Never Felt So Good
• Feb 10, 2005: The Sweatpants of Opportunity
• Jan 14, 2005: I'll Have the 'Gringo Starr' Style, Por Favor
• Nov 11, 2004: Red Alert! Red Alert! There's a Heifer in My Pants!
• Oct 23, 2004: Two Things Before Bedtime
• Aug 04, 2004: I Think I'd Prefer the B.O., Thank You Very Much
• Jul 30, 2004: Hey, Who Dropped a Monday in Front of My Weekend?
• Feb 12, 2004: Sure, I Hate Being Late... But I Don't Hate It That Much
• Jan 23, 2004: Chewing on a Problem
• Jan 17, 2004: Maybe It Would Be Safer to Just 'Go Commando'
• Dec 08, 2003: Gee, I Always Thought It Would Involve an Angry Mob, Somehow
• Dec 05, 2003: Yeah, It's Bathroom Humor... But It's Not That Kind of Bathroom Humor
• Nov 15, 2003: I'd Raise an Eyebrow Over It... But That Would Just Make It Worse
• Nov 12, 2003: Hair Today, Hair Again Tomorrow
• Nov 02, 2003: Can You Keep a 'Secret'?
• Oct 03, 2003: Rose-Colored, These Bastards Are Not!
• Oct 02, 2003: Adventures With Naked Eyeballs, Part Two
• Sep 07, 2003: Please Be Patient... We're Experiencing Ocular Difficulties