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Apparently, I'm in a 'quick and dirty' frame of mind today (as opposed to 'long-winded and dirty', as usual). Anyway, here's a thought that's been bugging me for a few days now:
Which is the better vague sexual euphemism:
'getting my cheese doodled'
or
'getting my doodle cheesy'
Yes, folks, these are the things that keep me awake at night. Pity me. Pity me now!
I would have to say getting my cheese doodled since getting my doodle cheesy sounds like something you wouldnt want to happen.