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Blasts from My Past
May 06, 2014:
Hello Discness, My Old Friend
Nov 28, 2013:
Fine, I'm a Turkey
Sep 21, 2013:
Zugged, But Not Forgotten
Sep 17, 2013:
Music to My Peers?
Jun 17, 2013:
A Man of Many... Somethings
Jan 11, 2013:
The Rule of Tree
Dec 26, 2012:
The Zolton That Keeps On Giving
Sep 08, 2012:
What Goes Up Comes Down Twice
Aug 15, 2012:
Shitbox, Reshaped
Jul 13, 2012:
The Mutt of a Thousand Maladies
Jun 09, 2012:
See My Eight-Month-Old Santorum
Apr 07, 2012:
Master-ing an Assignment
Mar 14, 2012:
Mo' Better Eats; 'Mo 'Mazinger Feats
Oct 10, 2011:
Radio Free Doofus
Sep 10, 2011:
Quidamed If I Do, Quidamed If I Don't
Aug 04, 2011:
That Old Fart Rock and Roll
Apr 06, 2011:
More Balking, Less Talking
Apr 04, 2011:
"Scouting" Out a Monday
Mar 30, 2011:
Stupid Is as Shiftless Does?
Mar 21, 2011:
Third Time's a Charmvergnugen?
Feb 17, 2011:
Why Call It 'Apartment', When We're So Close Together?
Jun 07, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Browser?
May 24, 2009:
Weekend Werind: (Real E)State of the Union
May 10, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Bean(town)ie Babies
May 03, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Screwup in Aisle Three
Apr 26, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Hot Times Call for Soft Balls
Apr 19, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Patriot's Day Redux
Apr 12, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Milestone'd!
Apr 05, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Redecorator's Blues
Mar 29, 2009:
Weekend Werind: There's Plenty of Crying in Basketball
Mar 22, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Back to the Old EtWYCPR
Mar 15, 2009:
Weekend Werind: The Patron Saint of Stouts
Mar 08, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Behind the Times
Mar 01, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Snow Blows, and So Does Snow
Feb 22, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Barking Up an Old Tree
Feb 15, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Tales of the TiVo
Feb 07, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Love, Factually
Feb 01, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Stupor Bowl Sunday
Jan 25, 2009:
Weekend Werind: A Standup Kind of Guy
Jan 18, 2009:
Weekend Werind: The Things I Feel
Jan 11, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Everybody Out of the Pool Hall
Jan 04, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Matrimonial Memories
Dec 28, 2008:
Weekend Werind: Back to Base Camp
Dec 20, 2008:
Weekend Werind: The Posts of Christmas Past
Dec 18, 2008:
The Bestest (Worstest) Present Ever
Dec 14, 2008:
Weekend Werind: Cliche-O-Matic
Dec 06, 2008:
Weekend Werind: Shitbox Edition
Nov 28, 2008:
Freaky Forensics Friday
Nov 20, 2008:
Dirty Bird Redux
Nov 04, 2007:
Mnemonically Moronic
Jul 05, 2007:
Shampoozled!
Feb 23, 2007:
All Mixed Up
Jan 24, 2007:
The Only Thing We Have to Fear...
Nov 20, 2006:
The Fool of Faneuil Hall
Nov 15, 2006:
Functionally Outfoxed
Nov 01, 2006:
Interlude with a Vampire
Sep 29, 2006:
The Importance of Being Boston
Sep 13, 2006:
Tacky Tunes for Turkey Toys
Aug 30, 2006:
Mascot Mayhem
Aug 09, 2006:
The Height of Boarddom
Aug 02, 2006:
I Never Knew I Knew So Much!
Jul 23, 2006:
Less-Than-Special Deliveries
Jul 20, 2006:
Backtalk from the Batter's Box
Jul 07, 2006:
Putting the Squeeze On
May 24, 2006:
Get My Hearing Aid, Ma -- The Band's A-Playing!
May 16, 2006:
The Right Thing to Do, and a Scary Way to Do It
May 02, 2006:
Birthday Ill Wishes
Apr 23, 2006:
A Pantry Too Far
Feb 12, 2006:
I Was Voted 'Least Likely to Be Invited to Class Reunions'
Mar 02, 2005:
This Would Make Such a Lousy 'Cops' Episode
Dec 16, 2004:
Hey, Where'd the Kegs Go, Dammit?
Oct 07, 2004:
Maybe I Should Have Tried 'Spanish Fly' Instead...
Feb 08, 2004:
Hey, If You Press Your Ear to the Windshield, You Can Still Hear the Radio!
Jan 22, 2004:
Look on the Bright Side -- There's Only One of Me!
Jan 09, 2004:
If You Didn't Know Me Then... You'll Certainly Know Me Now
Dec 18, 2003:
You Just Said What, Now? Lemme Get a Pen...
Sep 08, 2003:
'And Then She Asks Us Three Questions.' ('Five Questions, Sir.' 'Oh, Right. Five Questions.')
Jun 30, 2003:
I Found the Truth in a Trailer Park
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