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This Should Keep You Occupied While I'm at Work Today

So, for any of you who've been waiting for the clips from my last couple of standup sets -- and you know who you are, you sad, lonely buggers -- they're now up and available over in the 'Standup Stansup' section on the left sidebar. You'll laugh, you'll cry... but mostly, you'll wonder what the hell I'm doing up there. Don't worry. That's perfectly normal. One day, I'll ask the same thing myself.

Also, for you sorts of folks who are interested in bloggy kinds of things -- and why the hell would you be here if you weren't? -- I've recently gotten word that nominations for the Wizbang 2004 Weblog Awards are now being taken. So hop on over, have a look at the categories, and submit your most favoritest blogs for consideration. It's a great big old-fashioned popularity contest, just like grandma used to make. So if you've got strong, loud, irrational opinions, be sure to make 'em heard! And don't forget, in a couple of weeks or so, to go back and vote, too.

Remember, people, if you don't participate, this whole 'blogocracy' means nothing. And from what I understand, if you don't vote, then you can't complain when Dave Barry or Wil Wheaton get elected BlogPresident. Or BlogSenator, or Secretary of the Blogterior, or whatever the hell they're running for.

(And while you're over there nominaterating, don't forget who also gave you grainy, garbled standup comedy clips to look at, eh?

Unless they sucked. In which case... yeah, it's safe to forget about that for a while. Never mind.)

So go on -- go check out the clips and the award site. Go on, shoo! There's nothing else to see in this post. I've already given you two ways to entertain yourself for a few hours -- I can't do all the damned work. Vamoose!