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Kids, I'll be honest -- I'm pooped tonight. It's been a long day, a long week, and I've got nothing left.
"No, not Dave Barry, ya jackass -- me, dammit. Me!"
So it's just lucky for you -- depending on your definition of 'lucky', of course -- that the new Issues Magazine is out today. I suggest you go have a look. In between the hard-hitting and thought-provoking pieces on world politics, sticky social issues, and tomorrow's scaaaaaary 06/06/06 date, you might just find a humor article from a familiar author.
(No, not Dave Barry, ya jackass -- me, dammit. Me! Stop making me work at this; I told you I was pooped.)
Enjoy your stroll through the latest Issues Mag, folks. I'll be back tomorrow, after a bit of rest and recuperation. Happy Cinco de Mayo, amigos!
So....where was the Dave Barry article again? I didn't see it.