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Cliches Ole!

This is just a quick update to let you know that I finally -- as promised a few days ago -- got around to updating the Cliche-O-Matic with a few funky terms to replace the phrase:

'That really pisses me off!'

Since you saw many of these (but not the new delicious Cliche-O-Matic combinations!), I won't bother you with examples for that entry.

"Don't get your nipples in a grump!"

Of course, that doesn't exempt you from the other three new entries. I'm an ambitious little cuss today, it seems. So here are a few tidbits from the latest Cliche-O-Matic features:

Situation #18: Conciliation (e.g., Don't get your undies in a bunch!) --

"Don't get your nipples in a grump!"
"Don't get your knickers in a jiggle!"
"Don't get your thong in a pucker!"

Situation #19: (Sexual) Futility (e.g., It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!) --

"It'd be like throwing a baby gherkin down a smokestack!"
"It'd be like throwing a Silly Straw down a Slip 'n' Slide!"
"It'd be like throwing a cocktail weenie down a laundry chute!"

Situation #20: Hope (e.g., I can see the light at the end of the tunnel!) --

"I can see the boobies at the end of the doctor's visit!"
"I can see the lollipops at the end of the porno!"
"I can see the money shots at the end of the board meeting!"

There are plenty more out-of-the-ordinary cliches available via the Cliche-O-Matic, so knock yourself out. Why express yourself the same way everyone else does, eh? That sort of thing really pickles my pooper!