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Awkward Conversations

Apr 18, 2015: I'll Ask Ya Once, Then Alexa Again
Mar 25, 2015: Radio Dazed
Feb 28, 2015: Soon, I'll Say the Darnedest Things
Dec 13, 2014: A Gluten for Punishment
Nov 01, 2014: Taxi-mum Overdrive
Oct 04, 2014: Do No Farm
Sep 20, 2014: Nine-and-a-Half Reasons I'm Not Invited to the Next Party
Jul 01, 2014: An Idiom's Guide to Idiots, or Possibly Vice Versa
Mar 25, 2014: (Environ-)Mentally Prepared
Dec 01, 2013: Hi, I'm Damned Damned to Meet You!
Nov 18, 2013: If You're Happy, Then I'm... Something, I'm Sure
Oct 15, 2013: The Schenectady Schmear Charade Chagrin
Sep 17, 2013: Music to My Peers?
Sep 05, 2013: The Secret Wordshake
Sep 01, 2013: Feeling No Pain(t)
Aug 12, 2013: Some Cruelties You Can't Prevent
Aug 04, 2013: One Step Forward, One Post Back
Jul 27, 2013: Of Hiking Shoes and Expert Blues
Jun 29, 2013: A Startle Is Born
Jun 09, 2013: Just for the Falk of It
Jun 01, 2013: Another Year, and I Feel Vine
Apr 07, 2013: Hawaii, Here I Come
Mar 23, 2013: Cafeterial Obligations
Feb 22, 2013: I'll Just Keep On Trying, Till I Run Out of Certs
Feb 20, 2013: Small Problem, Big Solution
Feb 04, 2013: This Hardware's Gone Limp
Jan 31, 2013: The Geriatric Greeting Goof-Up
Dec 14, 2012: Cash and Curry
Dec 02, 2012: Wings That Go Bang in the Night
Nov 20, 2012: Three Brakes a Lady
Aug 28, 2012: Bloemen Voor Algernon
Jul 23, 2012: The Family Jerk-le
Jul 20, 2012: Nothing Plus Nothing Equals... Complicated
Jul 05, 2012: Everything Bad Is Kind Of Still Bad, Again
Jun 29, 2012: The Future Is 'Yow!'
Jun 25, 2012: Toilet (Re)Training
Jun 21, 2012: A Very 'Chilly' Reception
Jun 06, 2012: There Are No Dumpling Questions, Dear
May 30, 2012: Out to Lunch, In a Crunch
May 21, 2012: Old Acquaintance? Fuggedaboudit!
May 18, 2012: Eek!Cards #13: You're Also Wrong About "Man Cave"
Apr 30, 2012: Eye Am Not an Animal!
Mar 10, 2012: An 'F' for Chef-fort
Jan 09, 2012: Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's OFF at Work, I Know!
Dec 07, 2011: I Think We Should See Other Burritos
Nov 26, 2011: An Editorial Buffoon
Nov 23, 2011: The Cardio Canine Caper
Nov 17, 2011: Tell Grinny Sue I Said 'Hello!'
Sep 01, 2011: The "Other" Peoples' Party
Aug 30, 2011: Law Is Hell
Aug 24, 2011: The Greeting Guard
Aug 10, 2011: The Reviewer's Choice Awards
Aug 08, 2011: A Condo Conniption
Aug 06, 2011: Ask a Simple Question, Get a Septic Answer
Aug 04, 2011: That Old Fart Rock and Roll
Jun 28, 2011: In-dog-cent Exposure
Jun 22, 2011: HR's Not Gonna Want to Hear This
Jun 20, 2011: When You ElderCare Enough...
Jun 11, 2011: A Sketchy Beginning
Jun 09, 2011: School's Out for Summer
May 22, 2011: Lights! Camera! BONKING!
May 09, 2011: Do Chipmunks Have Chakras?
May 08, 2011: Be Afraid; Be Just a Little Afraid
May 01, 2011: Bare Swan
Apr 30, 2011: Now Batting, Bob... Brasky?
Apr 28, 2011: Talkin' Football
Apr 27, 2011: Express Yourself, Before You Mess Yourself
Apr 24, 2011: Enunciator? I Barely Even KNOW 'Er!
Apr 22, 2011: I Thought Girls Liked to Be Noticed
Apr 13, 2011: Gantt Never Did Anyttttthing
Apr 08, 2011: Hard Sell, with Hoisin Sauce
Mar 27, 2011: I'm So Glad We Had This Sketch Together
Mar 21, 2011: Third Time's a Charmvergnugen?
Mar 16, 2011: The Fauxga Party
Mar 12, 2011: A Patient with Few Virtues
Mar 08, 2011: The Key(board) to Success
Mar 02, 2011: Doofing in the Dark
Feb 24, 2011: The After-Walk Walk of Shame
Feb 23, 2011: Something That May Have Hatched from Green Eggs, and Spam
Jun 05, 2009: The Cross-Wired Crackpot
May 27, 2009: I'm Just Here to See the Heel-er
May 21, 2009: Make a U-Turn, Then Ask Someone Who Knows
May 19, 2009: Walk It Off, Doofus
Apr 08, 2009: Perfect Words, Imperfect Timing
Mar 22, 2009: Weekend Werind: Back to the Old EtWYCPR
Mar 18, 2009: You Think Misty May Had These Problems?
Mar 11, 2009: Nothing to Sneeze At
Mar 05, 2009: Jehovah'd!
Mar 02, 2009: From Doggie Bag to Dog House
Feb 24, 2009: Five Years Down, Five Minutes to Go?
Feb 23, 2009: Mardi Party Hardy
Feb 16, 2009: (Dirty) Clothes Make the Man
Feb 11, 2009: Like Any Old Tom, Dick or Hairy
Feb 10, 2009: These Bucks Aren't Made for Strippin'
Feb 03, 2009: Nice Guys Finish Assed
Jan 21, 2009: Terms of Undearment
Jan 12, 2009: I'll Give You $30 If You Muzzle Her First
Jan 09, 2009: The Extermination Revelation
Jan 02, 2009: And One for My Mouth, Please -- Size 16EEE
Dec 04, 2008: You Love Eighteen Years and What Do You Get?
Dec 02, 2008: It's Not Delivery, It's De Jackass
Nov 27, 2008: A Thankless Effort
Feb 20, 2008: That's Not 'Love' In the Air, Mister
Jan 23, 2008: Veterinary Vexations
Jan 10, 2008: What, Too Far?
Jan 09, 2008: Scone Appetit
Dec 13, 2007: A Cold Affront Moving In
Nov 20, 2007: Back Care for Boneheads
Jul 17, 2007: You're Going... Where?
Jun 25, 2007: Food Pas
Jun 19, 2007: Rendezvous with a Stranger
Jun 06, 2007: Why, This Office Is Juuuuuust... Wrong
May 28, 2007: The View from the 'Chief' Seats
Apr 11, 2007: Grouch, Interrupted
Mar 09, 2007: Getting a Move On?
Mar 06, 2007: Too Stupid for Cupid
Feb 28, 2007: Call the Rattler Roto-Rooter
Feb 20, 2007: Rocking the Roll
Jan 20, 2007: Thoughts on Tots
Jan 15, 2007: TMI on MLK
Jan 04, 2007: My Pooch, the Pensioner
Dec 12, 2006: The Vengeance of the Vending Machine
Dec 08, 2006: Nutcracked
Nov 20, 2006: The Fool of Faneuil Hall
Nov 17, 2006: Simp with a Limp
Nov 16, 2006: The Particulars of Parenthood
Oct 24, 2006: How to Lose a Geek in 10 Words (Or Less!)
Oct 19, 2006: Banking on a Theory
Oct 17, 2006: The 'Call' of Nature
Oct 13, 2006: What's the Not-So-Good Word?
Oct 12, 2006: Let Your Fingers Do the Stalking?
Oct 04, 2006: Elixir in the Rear
Sep 05, 2006: The Art of Athletic Enlightenment
Aug 04, 2006: One Mucked-Up Morning
Jul 24, 2006: Charlielocks and the Three Tards
Jul 21, 2006: Another Sort of 'Naughty Bits'
Jul 20, 2006: Backtalk from the Batter's Box
Jul 13, 2006: A Putz with a Pool Cue
Jul 10, 2006: Just Think of the New 'Smilies' We'll Have
Jul 07, 2006: Putting the Squeeze On
Jul 03, 2006: Love Means Never Having to Carry Prada
Jun 30, 2006: 'Be Prepared' to Party
Jun 19, 2006: The Chowderhead Cheerleader
Jun 14, 2006: One Habit of Highly Unproductive People
Jun 13, 2006: The Hyperactive Hypochondriac
Jun 08, 2006: Home Is Where the Heat Isn't
May 20, 2006: Lack of Words Can Always Hurt Me
Apr 28, 2006: The Answering Machine Is Teething
Apr 21, 2006: Greetings, Grumpy!
Apr 06, 2006: La Celebracion Mas Fina
Mar 25, 2006: Leaving the Chips on the Table
Mar 22, 2006: It's What I Oughtn't to Do, But I Do Anyway
Mar 01, 2006: The Five Stages of 'So-and-Sos'
Nov 22, 2005: 'Cross Words', Indeed
Oct 31, 2005: Apparently, My Vote Doesn't 'Rock'
Jul 11, 2005: Conversation I Never Actually Had, #6,492
Jun 28, 2005: I Think I Like This 'Lucky Pu-Pu' Place
Jun 05, 2005: Whatever the Question, 'Belligerent' Is Always the Answer
Mar 31, 2005: I Don't Remember Getting 'Say Bizarre Shit to Me' Tattooed on My Forehead
Jan 26, 2005: Crouching Tiger, Smarty Aleck
Jan 22, 2005: I Think I May Have 'Blizzard Fever'
Oct 28, 2004: Fruit Quiz! Fruit Quiz!
Sep 29, 2004: Can You Hold, Please? I've Got a Really Urgent Call on 'Line Two'...
Sep 08, 2004: Dude... That Ain't No Linebacker
Aug 31, 2004: Guess Who's Not Invited to Dinner
Apr 17, 2004: Just a Wee Misunderstanding
Mar 25, 2004: File Under 'Perplexing... and Yet Strangely Exciting'
Mar 13, 2004: An Unsettling Seat
Feb 09, 2004: Just Pray That You Manage to Stop Reading Before the End, Folks
Jan 08, 2004: A Future of Pants-Pooping Poverty
Dec 20, 2003: And Now for Something Completely Random
Oct 26, 2003: It's Just Not Fair, Dammit!
Oct 20, 2003: Oh, Thank God You're Here!
Aug 21, 2003: Hi! Can I Help You? Booga booga booga! *click*
Jul 03, 2003: Magical Moments, or The Day I Came of Age
Jun 19, 2003: The Royal 'We' is Not Amusing
Jun 18, 2003: A Wall to Save Us All

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