Fever, Fever, Fever, Fever -- Mushroom! Mushroom! [Where the Hell Was I?]

April 9, 2004

Fever, Fever, Fever, Fever -- Mushroom! Mushroom!

Well, it's Friday once again, and that can mean only one thing, people -- it's time for this week's Punchline Fever. I'll let you loose on this week's setup in just a second, but first, let's review the rules:

1) I'll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.
B) I'll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.
iii) Then it's up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

So, let's do this funkah thing, folks! Let's catch Punchline Fever!

Punchline Fever #8:
'Joe was shocked that the sleazy motel showed only 'pornified' versions of his favorite TV shows. He watched for as long as he could stand it, making it through 'Beaverly Hillbillies', 'South Pork', and 'Little Hos on the Prairie'. But he just couldn't stand to watch any more after ten minutes of _________________________.'

There you go -- wet your comedy whistle and have a go at it. And if that's not hot enough for ya, then there's plenty more Punchline Fever in the archives. Go get 'em, tigers!

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...'Everybody Loves Ramrod'.

Posted by: Charlie | April 9, 2004 12:42 AM

Twin city

Posted by: Andy | April 9, 2004 2:10 AM

"The F*cks of Life"?

Posted by: Matty | April 9, 2004 6:07 AM

The Oprah Winfrey Show, The Sally Jessy Rafeal Show, and Spunkcenter.

Posted by: Bob | April 9, 2004 8:28 AM

'Jerry Spanker' episode 'Men Who Love Men and the Wives That Made Them Do It.'

My vote goes for Charlie.

Posted by: wlfldy | April 9, 2004 8:46 AM

Full House.

Posted by: Busy Mom | April 9, 2004 9:38 AM

This Old Whorehouse.

Posted by: Buzz | April 9, 2004 9:39 AM

Porn Star Trek: Deep Throat Nine"

Posted by: Buzz | April 9, 2004 9:41 AM

Golden Shower Girls.

Posted by: Buzz | April 9, 2004 9:43 AM

HeadBangers Ball (oh wait, that one's for real. never mind)

Posted by: Buzz | April 9, 2004 9:44 AM

I'm going to sit out this one, I don't watch enough television. I don't think cartoons count.

Posted by: Brenda | April 9, 2004 11:17 AM

The Wet Wing, Inside The Actors Vagina, Lube Your Enthusiasm

Posted by: cw | April 9, 2004 1:52 PM

2 Guys and a Girl (oh wait, that is a real title)

how about:

Eight (inches) is Enough
Fisting Amy
Average Ho

Posted by: Brad | April 9, 2004 2:03 PM

Wonderballs.
G-String Girls.
Law and Orgasm: Criminal Intercourse

Posted by: shelley | April 9, 2004 4:04 PM

Hill Street Poos

Posted by: Pauly D | April 9, 2004 7:20 PM

Star Trek: The Next Penetration

Posted by: zoot | April 9, 2004 9:47 PM

Max & Ruby (the real story) ok sorry I am still on about them

Trading Faces
I tea bagged Lucy
So You Want to Fu** a Millionaire
Life Goes on (Corky gets his cork popped)
Ball in the Family
The Wonder Queers
Silver Spooge
Queers (where everybody knows your ass)
The Dick Van Dyke show (no changes needed)
My three bones
Butt Buddies
Diff'rent pokes
Fu**s of Life
Families tied
Gimme a boink
Mama's Orgy
Wee Pee Herman Show
Pork Me Brewster