Do Me the Favor of... a Fever [Where the Hell Was I?]

June 11, 2004

Do Me the Favor of... a Fever

Happy Friday, boys and girls. I hope you've got your funny bones all rubbed down and warmed up, and.. um, dude. That's not your 'funny' bone. Put that thing away before you put someone's eye out. Perv.

Anyway, it's time for this week's installation of 'Punchline Fever'. And I've got some serious sleepin' to do soon, so let's get this show rolling down the avenue, Chachi. First, the rules:

1) I'll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.
B) I'll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.
iii) Then it's up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

That's all you need to know, people. Now hop in there, and get yo' freaky fever on!

Punchline Fever #17:
'In the news this week, there was a story about a brilliant dog from Germany that knows over 200 words. Nice. Well, I've got a dog, too, but she's not nearly so bright. My dog only seems to recognize six not-so-very-useful words: _______________________________'

There you go, my bloggy brethren. And, um, brethrettes. Or, uh, whatever. Anyway, that's the ticket for this week. Get in there and give 'em hell, people. Rock on.

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Posted by Charlie on June 11, 2004 | Email Me

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...'That's it, girl, lick your ass.'

Posted by: Charlie | June 11, 2004 1:35 AM

best joke i saw all week "Israeli Government Seeks Bulldozer Operators With Experience" at www.brainsnap.com

Posted by: gabriel | June 11, 2004 7:48 AM

'Slobber on my face more often.'...

Posted by: Jen | June 11, 2004 10:30 AM

I'm at a loss.

Posted by: Brenda | June 11, 2004 11:45 AM

"Get your own damn slippers, jackass!"

Posted by: tony | June 11, 2004 5:49 PM

Wipe. Your. Ass. On. The. Carpet.

She hasn't figure out "Don't" yet.

Posted by: Frac | June 11, 2004 10:53 PM

"Sleep on the furniture"...and two other random words (his decision...they are always different) that makes him go crazy howling at the door like a crazed prisoner that hasn't left the house in 10 years.

Posted by: John | June 12, 2004 11:23 AM

"Blah Blah Blah (insert name here)Blah Blah."

Posted by: Rae | June 12, 2004 4:12 PM

"What the fuck is this shit?"

Posted by: hackman | June 13, 2004 11:23 PM

"What the fuck are you doin'?"

Posted by: hackman | June 13, 2004 11:24 PM

"Get me a fuckin' beer, bitch?"

Posted by: hackman | June 13, 2004 11:24 PM

I gonna hump you all night

Posted by: John | May 23, 2005 9:13 PM