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Jan 24, 2015:
It Just Goes (Amaz)On and On and On...
Aug 01, 2014:
We're Always Togetherments, Even When We're Apartments
May 01, 2014:
Eventual Events, Currently
Mar 22, 2014:
First in Our Brains, Secondhand in Our Hearts
Oct 11, 2013:
Distracted? No -- Distractified
Sep 21, 2013:
Zugged, But Not Forgotten
Sep 09, 2013:
A Preposterous Primer on Printing, Proudly Presented
Aug 04, 2013:
One Step Forward, One Post Back
Mar 28, 2013:
Eek!Cards #242: Pony Up, Holiday Hairball
Mar 20, 2013:
Eek!Cards #236: Love Is Just a Steadily-Decreasing Number, Apparently
Mar 13, 2013:
Eek!Cards #231: Would a Threesome with Boiled Cabbage Be Weird?
Mar 06, 2013:
Eek!Cards #226: Blood Is NOT Thicker Than This Deadbolt
Mar 05, 2013:
Eek!Cards #225: The Foil Wrapping Is Optional
Mar 04, 2013:
Fibber McGummo and Me
Dec 26, 2012:
The Zolton That Keeps On Giving
Sep 30, 2012:
Right Said Ed
Sep 20, 2012:
Eek!Cards #101: Terror by the Dashboard Light
Sep 08, 2012:
What Goes Up Comes Down Twice
Aug 15, 2012:
Shitbox, Reshaped
Jul 07, 2012:
Thats-a Cranky Meat-a Ball!
May 09, 2012:
Eek!Cards #7: Share the Love, Girl
Mar 30, 2012:
Of Trip Angst and Clip Envy
Mar 20, 2012:
A-Vhaling Ve Vill Go
Mar 14, 2012:
Mo' Better Eats; 'Mo 'Mazinger Feats
Mar 03, 2012:
Dropping a Bomb(eck)
Feb 29, 2012:
Leaping to Catch Up
Dec 29, 2011:
Open House, Shut Down
Dec 04, 2011:
Bad-vertising Campaign
Nov 04, 2011:
Lord, Grant Me Providence (Or at Least Pawtucket)
Nov 01, 2011:
Plug, Plug, Plug, DOOF!
Sep 15, 2011:
Fall, Falling, FELL
Sep 07, 2011:
To Nab a Tab
Aug 16, 2011:
A Flash (Fiction) in the Pan
Aug 10, 2011:
The Reviewer's Choice Awards
Jul 21, 2011:
Girl Meets Gruel
Jul 20, 2011:
Writing, Creatively
Jul 17, 2011:
My Mug Overfloweth
Jul 06, 2011:
A Pause, for These Special Announcements
Jun 18, 2011:
You Can't Fight Tate
May 02, 2011:
Written, Writed, Wrote
Mar 28, 2011:
The Tech God Two-Step
Mar 01, 2011:
The Twitter Bird and Amazon Flu
Feb 20, 2011:
The Zolton You Never Knew You Didn't Know
Feb 07, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Love, Factually
Jan 30, 2008:
Spinal Tee, Not for Me
Nov 14, 2007:
Better Eats... and Amazinger Feats?
Aug 29, 2007:
The Doofus Is In! And Out Again
Mar 30, 2007:
McSweeney's 7, Charlie 0
Mar 21, 2007:
A Cataclysmic Contest Entry
Feb 14, 2007:
Love Has Been Detected in the Lower Troposphere
Feb 10, 2007:
Bugs & Cranks. Not Cranky. Or Buggy.
Oct 30, 2006:
McSweeney's 6, Charlie 0
Sep 11, 2006:
Summertime Soothers
Aug 31, 2006:
Less Is More... Lucrative
Jul 06, 2006:
Bad Issues, and Good Issues
Feb 08, 2006:
Valentine's Day for Dummies
Jan 25, 2006:
How I Feel About... Pinatas
Dec 13, 2005:
How I Feel About... Pirates
Oct 13, 2005:
Life -- Don't Talk to Me About Life
Sep 01, 2005:
Too Cool for 'Back-to-School'
Aug 16, 2005:
I'm Even Late for the Easy Ones
Aug 01, 2005:
Hello, August!
Jul 15, 2005:
Thank Heaven for the Ides!
Jul 01, 2005:
Where Is Everyone? Is It July Already?
Jun 25, 2005:
Here's a News Flash: Kooky Headlines Tragically Orphaned!
Jun 16, 2005:
I
Knew
I'd Forgotten Something
Jun 01, 2005:
Is It June First Already?
May 15, 2005:
Slacking Off for Sunday
May 01, 2005:
Mayday, Mayday -- Taking it Easy on May Day
Apr 15, 2005:
A Non-Taxing 'Tax Day' Post
Apr 01, 2005:
April Foolishness... in Stereo, Even
Mar 15, 2005:
The Best of Ides, the Worst of Ides
Mar 01, 2005:
Yoiks! It's Zoiks!
Feb 08, 2005:
My Shameful Inadequacy Is Your 'Bonus Content'!
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