A Doofus Is Me [Where the Hell Was I?]

A Doofus Is Me

Apr 18, 2015: I'll Ask Ya Once, Then Alexa Again
Mar 05, 2015: Perfectly Rational Fridge-a-phobia
Feb 28, 2015: Soon, I'll Say the Darnedest Things
Dec 07, 2014: Phone-y Baloney Part II
Oct 04, 2014: Do No Farm
Sep 27, 2014: Literally, the Only Thing I'm Writing About Today
Sep 20, 2014: Nine-and-a-Half Reasons I'm Not Invited to the Next Party
Aug 29, 2014: The Glasses Menagerie
Jul 23, 2014: If the Bit Fits, You're in Deep Shit
Jul 10, 2014: Non-Proudly, Non-Presenting...
Jun 02, 2014: At the End of My Wrap
Apr 15, 2014: To Househave, and to Household
Apr 10, 2014: Kitty Whipped
Mar 31, 2014: Picture-Perfect Pants
Nov 22, 2013: Taxicab Confusions
Nov 10, 2013: (Not) Milking the Moment
Nov 06, 2013: Sticking My Deck Out
Sep 13, 2013: The Jersey Scar
Aug 04, 2013: One Step Forward, One Post Back
Jul 23, 2013: Hell Is Other Umbrellas
Jul 19, 2013: (Slightly-More-Than-A-)Milestone
Jul 11, 2013: You Have to Take Chair of Yourself
May 20, 2013: Should Not Compute
May 12, 2013: The Memory of Wheeze
Apr 15, 2013: A (Dis)Concerted Effort
Apr 07, 2013: Hawaii, Here I Come
Mar 11, 2013: Face-ing the Judges
Mar 08, 2013: A Twitter Is as Twitter Does
Feb 25, 2013: The Look of Lunch
Jan 23, 2013: Spaz on Delivery
Jan 19, 2013: Audiobork'd
Dec 22, 2012: Flight of the Bumbled Bags
Dec 18, 2012: He Who Procrastinates Is Limped
Dec 10, 2012: Any Given Monday
Dec 06, 2012: Messed, in Texas
Dec 02, 2012: Wings That Go Bang in the Night
Aug 28, 2012: Bloemen Voor Algernon
Aug 04, 2012: Tune In, Psych Out, Diaper Up
Jul 23, 2012: The Family Jerk-le
Jul 20, 2012: Nothing Plus Nothing Equals... Complicated
Jul 05, 2012: Everything Bad Is Kind Of Still Bad, Again
Jun 13, 2012: Who's the A-Hole, A-Hole?
Jun 06, 2012: There Are No Dumpling Questions, Dear
Jun 03, 2012: The Guide That Keeps On Gifting
May 10, 2012: I Think, Therefore... Hoo, Boy
Apr 12, 2012: Cash(-Cow) Cab
Mar 30, 2012: Of Trip Angst and Clip Envy
Mar 06, 2012: Eye So Sorry!
Jan 29, 2012: Doggy's Got a Brand New Bag
Jan 24, 2012: The Boxers Debriefing
Nov 17, 2011: Tell Grinny Sue I Said 'Hello!'
Nov 04, 2011: Lord, Grant Me Providence (Or at Least Pawtucket)
Oct 10, 2011: Radio Free Doofus
Sep 12, 2011: Service Loser
Sep 07, 2011: To Nab a Tab
Sep 01, 2011: The "Other" Peoples' Party
Aug 12, 2011: Hopeless Solo
Aug 08, 2011: A Condo Conniption
Jul 16, 2011: The Sketch That Nearly Wasn't
Jul 12, 2011: The Global Persnicketing System
Jul 10, 2011: Google, Nonplussed
Jun 24, 2011: The Craft (of the Daft)
Jun 20, 2011: When You ElderCare Enough...
Jun 08, 2011: The Best Laid Non-Plans
May 28, 2011: Automated Tattletaler Machine
May 23, 2011: At Home with the Bilgeburps
May 11, 2011: The Old Bait and Shop
May 06, 2011: The Embiggening Juxtaposition
May 05, 2011: A Caf' a Minute
Apr 17, 2011: Powerless-on, Learned
Apr 11, 2011: One If By Land, Screwed If By Me
Apr 06, 2011: More Balking, Less Talking
Mar 26, 2011: What Can Brown-Bag Do for You?
Mar 24, 2011: Now You Sushi; Now You Don't
Mar 23, 2011: The After-Hours Office Adventures
Mar 21, 2011: Third Time's a Charmvergnugen?
Mar 20, 2011: Real. Uncomfortable. Jeans.
Mar 19, 2011: Wii-anderthal Man
Mar 14, 2011: Sing a Song of... Somethingsomethingsomething
Mar 05, 2011: Let's Get Physics-ical!
Mar 02, 2011: Doofing in the Dark
Feb 26, 2011: The 'Magic' of the Microwave
Feb 16, 2011: Episode IV: A New Dope
Jun 05, 2009: The Cross-Wired Crackpot
May 29, 2009: My Cup Runneth Empty
May 21, 2009: Make a U-Turn, Then Ask Someone Who Knows
Apr 15, 2009: Wrong on Red
Apr 08, 2009: Perfect Words, Imperfect Timing
Mar 18, 2009: You Think Misty May Had These Problems?
Feb 09, 2009: Gym Less-Than-Dandy
Jan 28, 2009: Not a Creature Is Stirring
Jan 15, 2009: Thanks for the Memory (Card)
Jan 08, 2009: Pipe, Pipe, Douche!
Jan 07, 2009: Outshone By a Phone
Jan 02, 2009: And One for My Mouth, Please -- Size 16EEE
Dec 29, 2008: I'd Rather Be Smart Ice Than Dumb Ice
Dec 19, 2008: Just Call Me 'Cresty LaRue'
Dec 17, 2008: Lights! Camera! Auction!
Dec 16, 2008: A Hurtin' from a Curtain
Dec 12, 2008: If You Don't Know, You Can Always Axiom
Dec 08, 2008: Hungry for Handel
Dec 05, 2008: Caught with My Paints Down
Dec 02, 2008: It's Not Delivery, It's De Jackass
Nov 27, 2008: A Thankless Effort
Nov 25, 2008: Sock It to Me
Nov 24, 2008: Terrific Tour, Taxing Tasting
Nov 22, 2008: Bon Appe-TV
Nov 21, 2008: Now I See You... Now Can I Go, Please?
Nov 20, 2008: Dirty Bird Redux
Nov 19, 2008: Doofus on Line One
Feb 20, 2008: That's Not 'Love' In the Air, Mister
Jan 16, 2008: Rarely Silky, Never Smooth
Dec 13, 2007: A Cold Affront Moving In
Nov 22, 2007: The Turkey Timeline: A Thanksgiving Day Misadventure
Nov 20, 2007: Back Care for Boneheads
Nov 18, 2007: Regular Programming, Interrupted
Nov 04, 2007: Mnemonically Moronic
Jul 02, 2007: Feeling Fenway
Jun 25, 2007: Food Pas
Jun 19, 2007: Rendezvous with a Stranger
May 28, 2007: The View from the 'Chief' Seats
May 20, 2007: The Tale of the Tricky Toilet
May 03, 2007: The Keys to My Job
Apr 29, 2007: Lust in Translation?
Apr 11, 2007: Grouch, Interrupted
Mar 26, 2007: With Friends Like These, Who Needs Friends?
Mar 17, 2007: The Habanero Brouhaha
Feb 28, 2007: Call the Rattler Roto-Rooter
Feb 20, 2007: Rocking the Roll
Feb 05, 2007: The Looming of the Lambs?
Feb 02, 2007: R-O-C-K-B-O-T-T-O-M on a Triple Word Score
Jan 24, 2007: The Only Thing We Have to Fear...
Jan 12, 2007: A Touchy Subject
Jan 08, 2007: High-Octane Anxiety
Dec 12, 2006: The Vengeance of the Vending Machine
Dec 06, 2006: The Five Stages of Moo Goo Gai Pan
Nov 29, 2006: Gym Dandy
Nov 28, 2006: The Eyes Don't Have It
Nov 20, 2006: The Fool of Faneuil Hall
Nov 17, 2006: Simp with a Limp
Nov 14, 2006: Someone at the Ding-Dong's Door
Oct 31, 2006: These Treats Are Tricky
Oct 20, 2006: Better 'Late' Than Severed
Oct 17, 2006: The 'Call' of Nature
Oct 09, 2006: (Net)Working for the Weekend
Oct 03, 2006: Denim? I've Never Even Seen 'Em!
Sep 20, 2006: A Maternal Dilemma
Sep 19, 2006: Here I Come to Save... Eh, Forget It
Sep 12, 2006: A Rash Decision
Sep 01, 2006: Friday Photo Foolishness
Aug 28, 2006: Gifts That Keep On Not Giving Yet
Aug 22, 2006: Strawberry Flanks Forever
Aug 21, 2006: Just Don't Ask Me to Bunt
Aug 15, 2006: Talk Smack, or Step Back?
Aug 13, 2006: Schmucks on a Plane
Aug 04, 2006: One Mucked-Up Morning
Jul 30, 2006: Goofball at the Garage
Jul 26, 2006: Empty Head, Empty Tank
Jul 13, 2006: A Putz with a Pool Cue
Jul 05, 2006: Miss Manners Would Be Mortified
Jun 23, 2006: April Showers Bring a Dilemma
Jun 21, 2006: Weirdo in the Washroom
Jun 19, 2006: The Chowderhead Cheerleader
Jun 14, 2006: One Habit of Highly Unproductive People
May 25, 2006: It's the Little Things That Kill
May 18, 2006: Eat It and Weep!
May 14, 2006: Indecision Sunday
May 10, 2006: Bump, Set... Spastic Hernia?
Apr 27, 2006: Damn, It Must Feel Good to Be a Gangsta
Apr 25, 2006: The Five Hundred Dollar Commute
Apr 17, 2006: Alzheimer's for Algernon
Apr 16, 2006: Making a List, Wrecking It Twice
Apr 11, 2006: Bio Hazards
Apr 08, 2006: Buy Yourself Something Nice, Birthday Girl
Mar 22, 2006: It's What I Oughtn't to Do, But I Do Anyway
Feb 23, 2006: The Art of Rationalization
Feb 10, 2006: I'll Hold the Door, But Nothing Else!
Feb 03, 2005: Maybe My 'Funny' Is Buried Under There Somewhere, Too
Dec 09, 2004: It's Not What I Didn't Do; It's What I Can't Prove
Dec 01, 2004: Is It Just Me... Or Is It You?
Sep 30, 2004: Maybe I Should Just 'Whistle While I Work', Instead
Jul 26, 2004: Is This What They Call a 'Life Lesson'?
Jun 15, 2004: I Am Doofus, Hear Me Roar
Jun 06, 2004: Pump This, Gasman!
Jan 15, 2004: You're Late... and Why Do You Smell Like a Heineken Brewery?
Dec 10, 2003: At Least It Wasn't Celine Dion... Er, Um, I Mean... Nothing. Nothing!
Dec 04, 2003: Why, Oh Why Couldn't They Have Given Me '6969'?
Dec 03, 2003: Behold, the Magical Boxers of Much Hilarity!
Dec 02, 2003: Anybody Wanna Help Me Staple a Pillow to a Wall?
Nov 10, 2003: Yet Another Opportunity to Be Less Like Me
Nov 06, 2003: Dial 'M' for Moron
Nov 05, 2003: Is That Thirty Pounds of Crap in Your Pants... Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Oct 28, 2003: Can You Hold, Please? I've Got a Primal Scream on Line Two I Need to Take
Oct 21, 2003: It May Be Weird... But I Never Go Hungry!
Oct 20, 2003: Is That a Horrible Muscle Tic On Your Inner Thigh... Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Oct 17, 2003: The (Nearly) Unbearable Goofiness of Being... Charlie
Oct 16, 2003: Hey, Aren't You...?
Sep 28, 2003: I May Have to Towel Off After This Bout of Exercising -- Whew!
Sep 17, 2003: If You Didn't Get It On Tape, You Can't Prove Nothin'
Aug 16, 2003: No, Dammit, How Are You Doing?
Aug 14, 2003: You Sure You Didn't Accidentally Grill Your Shoe Out There?
Aug 08, 2003: If Fingers Were Wishes, I'd Still Find a Way to Screw Myself
Jul 28, 2003: My So-Blogged Life
Jun 23, 2003: The Accidental Exhibitionist

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