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Zolton's Facebook Pranks on Beer Breweries

I originally wrote this piece for MediaShower.com, for use on the late, great comedy site ZuG.com. Text and images published here with permission.

Here in the U.S., we've just had an election. A national election. Pretty big one, evidently. Maybe you heard something about it.

Here's what I know about the election results. Apparently, fifty million people and change cast their votes for one guy, and they're giddy today. It's all blowjobs and bubble gum in that camp.

Meanwhile, another fifty million people and change voted for a different guy, and those people are sad today. Down in the dumps. On a fast train to Frown Town.

So what does all this mean? I'll tell you. It means a lot of people are going to be drinking a LOT of alcohol soon. And in this country, what do we drink to celebrate, or cry into in anguish?

That's right. Beer.

In honor of the coming surge in brewski sales, I took to Facebook to hit up a few of the nation's brewers of adult barley-based beverages. Read on for my questions -- and my actual posts on the companies' Facebook walls.

It doesn't matter if you voted with your head this election cycle, or with your heart, or with some other body part. A nation divided is rejoined at the liver. Bottoms up!

Budweiser

The post:

Samuel Adams

The post:

Coors Light

The post:

Victory Beer

The post:

Last week, Zolton put a 'skurr' into Trolli, Wonka, Brach's and Skittles. Want to join in the prank? Click the links to see each real-life Facebook post, and comment or 'Like' them to generate more buzz. Or visit Zolton's own Facebook page!