Ah, yes, back to the office today, where I’m reminded once again of one of life’s eternal truths:
‘The only thing worse than a really, really cold toilet seat in the comfort of your own home is a really really warm one anywhere else.‘
So, many thanks to whoever it was that had a nice sitdown in the loo before me — thanks for leaving your rather remarkable body heat, and that curly little hair on the seat rim, and those three drops of unidentified liquid on the stall floor.
I shall remember you fondly, mysterious stranger, as I recover from the screaming bathroom willies I’m just about to endure. Once again, thanks so much. No, really.Permalink | 5 Comments