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Charlie Hatton
Brookline, MA
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Howdy, friendly reading person!So, I’m sitting here enjoying the first beer of the weekend — and is there anything sweeter than the first beer of a newly unwrapped weekend? — and I decided to take a stroll through the logs to see how things are going around here. And, I have to say, I’m pleased. Quite pleased, indeed. Here are a few selections from the last twenty or so query terms used by people who got here via a search engine:
Well. I think that record pretty much speaks for itself.
(Even if I don’t know what the hell some of those things mean. ‘corn header strippers’? Is that dirty, or agricultural? And tweener? Um… okay, never mind — I know what tweeners are. ‘Mmmmm… tweeners….‘)
Throw in ‘assbag’ and ‘dog snot’, and that pretty much covers it all. I can see I’ve got the search engines riiiiight where I want them. Exxxxcellent!
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what kind of software do you have to have to find out how people are getting to your site and how exactly do you know what they type in? do tell.
Well, Lyn, there’s lots of ways to do it… but I use SiteMeter, and they’ve been pretty good to me. Or at least provided some chuckles.
And isn’t that what site stats are all about?
someone got to my site by searching for the exact phrase “orange juice bitch.” twice.
extreme tracking is pretty fancy too.
but hey.. I like both.
thanks guys !
This past week I was gratified to find Google has me 9th for the search “bulldog sperm collection machine”
The biggest thrill, though, was to be the one and only site that Google returns if you search on “constipated crabstick”.
So proud. so proud.