I'll Have the 'Footlong Festering Foot Rash' Sub, Please, With Farts and Feathers... Ooh, and Light Mayo, Too!

January 5, 2004

I’ll Have the ‘Footlong Festering Foot Rash’ Sub, Please, With Farts and Feathers… Ooh, and Light Mayo, Too!

I just discovered that Subway’s latest tagline:

‘Eat fresh.‘

anagrams into:

‘Farts. Hee.‘

Now I’m trying to decide whether I should be proud of myself for finding a new anagram… or ashamed of myself, because the one I found is so damned silly.

Hold on. Let’s see if I can find another one — that’ll be the tie-breaker. Seriously, I don’t have one in mind yet. I’m blogging without a net here, folks. Give me a minute…

‘Fester. Ha!‘

Hmmm. Not terribly silly, but it doesn’t really make any damned sense, either, does it, folks? That looks like a push — lemme see if I can squeeze one more out…

‘Feathers.‘

Bleh. Again, not very instructive. Could mean something; could be a vague reference to kinky sexual toys. Third time’s a charm, right?

‘Feet rash.‘

Well, there you have it, folks. Clearly, the product of a horribly twisted mind. Just one more reason to believe that, even when I finally beat this cold I’ve got, I’ll still be sick, sick, sick.

Or it just means that I’m really bored. Eh. Eight of one, half dozen of the other, right? At least I had a bit of fun. Maybe next I’ll see what I can do with:

‘Have it your way‘

I bet there’s something really gross in there! Woo!