Out of the frying pan, and into the blog.
I hate to devote a post entirely to searches that have led people to this site.
But frankly, I hated to do it when I wrote this post, too, and it didn’t stop me then. What in our history together would make you think I’ve suddenly sprouted a conscience?
So, away we go. Before I get to the list of recent odd, frightening, and downright freaky searches that have accidentally funneled various perverts and morons to my door, I want to mention one set of search terms that’s particularly vexing.
“What in our history together would make you think I’ve suddenly sprouted a conscience?”
At approximately a quarter after two this afternoon, someone clicked through to my site. Into the archives, and specifically to this page. The search that led him or her to me?
Now, I ask you this: should I be offended somehow that this is how people find my site? Or surprised in the slightest that my blog was the only site returned by Google for this search?
(I tried it myself.)
Or should I be pleased to have a new reader, and one who spent several minutes on the site, (presumably) merrily reading along? Or disappointed that this person apparently found the ‘random asanine idiocy’ he or she was looking for, and that my writing was it? Or finally, should I just be goddamned embarrassed, because — at least once — I managed to misspell ‘asinine’?
Really, when I say I have mixed feelings about this, I’m not yankin’ your chain. I have no earthly idea what to think or feel right now. Color me nonplussed.
Okay. Now, on to the rest of the goodies — as before, I’ll post the search terms, and then do the very bestest I can to help out whoever used them to get here. You know, in case they come back. I’m all about the help. So here we go:
Well, that takes care of the bulk of ’em, anyway. There’s still a few people lookin’ for naked pics of that Pam Anderson cartoon, but those requests have slowed to a moderate gush. As for the rest of you Googlers out there, I hope this has helped. Now when you try your search again, you’ll at least get some advice. Not the ‘disfigurement pics‘ or ‘olsen nip slip pics‘ you were looking for, but at least it’s something.
And if you’re looking for more than that, I’m afraid you’re out of luck. I seriously doubt I’ll post any ‘Gary Busey mug shot‘ photos, or info that’s going to help you with your ‘itchy bottom‘ or ‘shih zu (sic) nose‘. You’ll just have to look elsewhere. And I’m damned sure not gonna help you with your ‘testicle self mutilation‘. Fuckin’ a, man. What the hell have you been smoking?Permalink | 1 Comment