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Congratulations? Thanks? Come Again? What?!

Well, I’d love to keep this little game going, since it’s generated lots of sweet, delicious comments, but I should probably declare a ‘winner’ in the ‘contest’ to post the 200th comment:

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It’s Jeff A, of Jeff’s Darn Blog! Woo hoo! Two hundred comments — yay! Jeff, if I had confetti and streamers and strippers jumping out of cakes right now, I’d… well, frankly, I wouldn’t be talking to you, now, would I?

(Sorry, that’s rude — let me try again.)

If I had confetti and streamers and cakes (sans strippers), then I’d throw you a big ‘Thank You’ party. Or a ‘Congratulations’ bash. Or a ‘Happy 200th’ soiree. Or something. I’d make a mess and you’d get cake. And ice cream, too. Hell, even beer, if you wanted. I know I would.

So, a big ‘woo hoo‘ shoutout to Jeff A.

(Even though his comment was playfully snarky. At least, I’m taking it as ‘playful’. My blog, my rules. Nyah.)

And — since I’m just one hell of a nice guy — I’ll also give mad (but not quite as mad) props to Tanya of Life’s Like This and Lara of 75 Degrees and Raining, for playing my little game, and leaving me comments for the sole purpose of trying to be the 200th. (Um, yeah, come to think of it… is that really what I wanted? I feel so cheap and tawdry now. Maybe Jeff A was right. Dammit.

Anyway, thanks to everyone for playing. And if you didn’t win this time, remember — there’s still 250, and 300, and 500, and many more milestones to shoot for. I’m not goin’ anywhere, and those comments don’t write themselves, people. There are only a handful of you out there; there’s no reason we can’t all be winners here. Bring on the stripper cakes! Woo hoo!