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Who’s Got the Fervor for… a Fever?

Well, kids, here we are again — another Monday to deal with. Although, if you’re like me and staying home from work today (you go, Dr. King!), then it’s a much more palatable experience than usual. Tasty, even.

Still, it is Monday, and we’ve got a job to do around here, so let’s get cracking. Ready up your thinking cap and whatever you use to lube up your brain, and we’ll have ourselves another Punchline Fever. First, as always, the rules for our little endeavor:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

And now, this week’s setup:

Punchline Fever #28:

‘Nearsighted old Mr. Franklin got a little mixed up today — instead of going into the local fast food joint for lunch, he accidentally walked into the ‘sex shop’ next door. Well, imagine his surprise when the clerk actually tried to fill his order to ___________________________‘

That’s it, peeps. I’ve done my job — now you do yours, and we’ll all have a nice chuckle together. And even on an ‘off’ Monday, sitting here at noon in my pajamas, I think it’ll make the day just a little bit brighter.

And for that extra boost of brilliant brightness, be sure to browse the full Punchline Fever archives. Happy Monday, all!