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Oh, You’ll Be Fine — It’s Just a Little Fever

Hello again, folks, and welcome to the latest installment of ‘Punchline Fever‘. I know you’re just itching to get your grubby little paws on this week’s setup, so let’s get right to it. For those of you new to our little game, here are the rules:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

And, without further ado, here’s this week’s Punchline Fever!


Punchline Fever #7:

The kids in the fraternity house were really disappointed when they accidentally rented a porno with all over-sixty actors and actresses. But even if they missed all the old folks on the cover, they should have figured it out from the film’s title, _____________________________


That’s the set, people — now get your butts in there and spike it. I’ll get things started with my own comment, but I want to see you people put me to shame this week. To shame, dammit! And while you’re at it, go make me look bad in the Punchline Fever archives, too. Catch the fever! Woot!

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22 Responses to “Oh, You’ll Be Fine — It’s Just a Little Fever”

  1. Charlie says:

    … ‘Gumming to America’.

  2. Jeff A says:

    Granny does Dallas

  3. Brenda says:

    Beaver and Wally Reach at the Cat Ranch

  4. Brenda says:

    no,no, strike the Reach

  5. Bob says:

    Geriatric Maguire-Don’t Shoplift The Pooty!

  6. HR Lady says:

    Pick a Wrinkle and Ride the Wave.

  7. HR Lady says:

    Sexty-Nine -Just because theres snow on the roof…

  8. Sabrina says:

    Geezer’s Please Her IV

  9. jen says:

    Shady Pines: Spongebaths of passion

  10. Brad says:

    “Oldest Profession Pioneers”

  11. Del Fuego says:

    Grannies Gone Wild: Thursday Night Bingo

  12. Bob says:

    Hot AARP Action.

  13. Frac says:

    Walker Porker

  14. GrumpyBunny says:

    Shy and Dry (Pass the KY)

  15. Karen says:

    As Good As Its Gonna Get (Yet You Rented It Anyway)

  16. Bob says:

    Granny Panties Revealed. Vol.4

  17. Well, I Was Always a Bit of an Over-Achiever

    (Did I just put corn and underpants together in the same sentence? That is several kinds of wrong. And would you look at my latest penchant for parenthetical yapping? It’s like I’m channeling Charlie. I think I wanna be one of his Angels….

  18. P says:

    Randy Rest Homes — When 69’s Do 69

  19. Erin says:

    “Gone In Sixty Seconds – Or Less”

  20. Matty says:

    When Octagenarians Attack.

  21. Matty says:

    Limp-dependence Day?

    or how bout “Get off mah lawn”

  22. TJ says:

    I know I know…I’m like, a month late. I had to do my hair and makeup though.

    But seriously:

    “Crusty and Lusty”.

    Now wasn’t that worth the wait?

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