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Love Her, Leave Her, Give Her a… Fever

Hello again, folks, and welcome to another episode of Punchline Fever, the game where you play comedian for a day. Or an hour, or three minutes, or however long it takes you to come up with a punchline. You get the idea.

First, for you folks just tuning in, let’s review the rules:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

Super. Just super. And now, without further ado, let’s move on to the lightning round — which is the only round, by the way — of this week’s Punchline Fever:


Punchline Fever #27:

Teri was alone on the elevator at work when she decided to reach into her slacks and adjust her panties. Unfortunately, when the doors opened on her floor, she still had both hands down her pants. Worse, the boss had been waiting for the elevator and asked what the hell she was doing. Always the quick thinker, Teri replied, ‘Oh, this? It’s nothing — I was just

__________________________’


There you have it, folks. Come on down, you’re the next contestant. And if you just can’t get enough of that crazy fun, then play the ‘home version’ by checking out the full Punchline Fever archive page. That’s all for this week. Tune in next time — same time, same channel, same computer — for more Punchline Fever madness. Amd please, don’t forget to spay or neuter your pets. G’night, folks! Roll the credits.

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10 Responses to “Love Her, Leave Her, Give Her a… Fever”

  1. Charlie says:

    …searching for loose change for the bus.

  2. Frac says:

    …completing that gap analysis you asked for.

  3. … thinking that women don’t often get to masturbate in public these days, and I thought I’d have a quick finger fumble whilst fantasising about al-fresco sex with a high-powered executive, you know, like Ali McBeal? Actually that interruption was super timing on your part, Boss, I really had a total smasher ! Gosh, I feel better now. Promise me you won’t tell your wife…

  4. Dawn says:

    …having a feminine product technical glitch.

    (Guys don’t want to know anything when it comes to ‘feminine protection’, so it would be a good way to end the conversation. ;-)

  5. Brad says:

    just wondering if you have ever kissed a rabbit between the ears (as she pulls hands from both pockets turning them inside out to represent rabbit ears)

  6. Norman says:

    realigning because my paradigm shifted.

  7. Lois Lane says:

    1) Just a little self networking sir.

    2) Making sure this company doesn’t get stuck in the red.

    3) Preparing for a day filled with handshake greetings with all of my male cohorts.

    4) Tucking my balls under for another hard day at work.

    5) You see, John and I were collaborating late last night and I was just making sure I was able to expel any potential for a merger.

    Lois Lane

  8. Queenie says:

    wondering how cotton makes bread.

  9. #Debi says:

    Lois: I “LOL’d” at number 4… very nice!

  10. … searching for su-su-something I lu-lu-lost

    … searching for a stray DILDO … trying to realease a little pressure

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